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Western Carolinian Volume 60 Number 09

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  • Western Carolinian October 20, 1994 Entertainment % Madanta Butterfly ^•-^^ AQUARIUS When the moon is in the second house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide the planet and love will steer the stars. Your lucky source of fiber is trail mix. PISCES "With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street." As tourism influences the avenues, I predict you will be angered by a small, hatted man in a large conversion vehicle. Your lucky source of fiber is a prune. LEO De do dodo de da da Ha Words to live by. Your lucky source of fiber is bran flakes, no milk. SCORPIO "Chronic remorse, as all the moralists are agreed, is a most undesirable sentiment." Next time you are tempted to kick ass, wear soft shoes, or pick padded people. Your lucky source of fiber is of the muscle variety. CANCER You will receive an intriguing spiritual message from a feathered tribe in the sky. Then you will have to wash your windshield. Your lucky source of fiber is the breading on a cheese stick. •VIRGO Foul air shall encompass you and your endeavors this month. Keep an open mind, a positive outlook, a stash of breath mints, and an ant-acid. Your lucky source of fiber is campus dog. LIBRA Test yourself this month. If you are enthralled by the quirky quickwitted humor of "All American Girl," you^need to become more in-touch with your intellectual side. Your lucky source of fiber is rice. SAGITTARIUS You will be frightened by a strange warning: USE OF THIS TEXTBOOK MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH. THIS TEXTBOOK CONTAINS INTERESTING, USEFUL KNOWLEDGE WHICH HAS BEEN rROVEN TO CAUSE INTELLIGENCE. Ignore it,- keep watching WWF. Your lucky source of fiber is sour cream and salsa pork rinds. PLATYPUS Your future is vague. Right now, I see a large lit screen with words practically covering it. I feel like something is incomplete, and needs to be finished very soon .... I hope this has somewhat enlightened you. Your lucky source of fiber is lead. ARIES You are best represented by the Monkey. Your song is one of hope, however you are often too busy singing. You are just trying to be friendly, not wanting to put anybody down. Your qualities are admirable, however cliche. Your lucky source of fiber is Green Day. CAPRICORN If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Your lucky source of fiber is your mamma's fat, ugly ass. GEMINI Confucius said: You must first push the cap down before you turn it. He was right. Your lucky source of fiber is wood. TAURUS I predict you will be accosted by a person behind a table promising financial security in the form of plastic. You will be persuaded by such powerful means as T-shirts of naked men, sugar, flexible children's toys and prestige. Be strong. Hold out for holograms. Your lucky source of fiber is paper. COUNSELOR/TEACHER THERE ARE REWARDS... If you enjoy the outdoors, are adept at camping, hiking and sports activities, and can positively influence people, we invite you to pursue a rewarding future as one of our Counselor/Teachers. As a leader in quality programs for youth-at-risk, we have immediate UVE-IN positions available in our year-round wilderness camps in FL, GA, NC, TN.RI.VT and NH. You'll be a role model for troubled kids, ages 10 to 17, which requires a positive attitude and strong communication skills. Child care experience/college degree are preferred. We offer a starting salary of 515,300 and comprehensive benefits, including room and board, life/medical insurance, and paid vacations and holidays. Facc>nsid«fation,ploosec^ Wendy Kyddal (800) WI-2W Or send your resume to: ECiw FAMILY YOUTH ALTERNATIVES INC.,W.2,Box68,BfannonRo<». Horseshoe, NC 28742. An EOE, M/F, Drug-free workplace, ...AND THEN THERE ARE REWARDS. ANSWERS better STYLING... as we live and breathe REDKEN "CLEAN AIR" Styling Formulas Five versatile performers that build better body, show off shine and meet the toughest environmental standaras So you can look sensational. and breathe easier. FANTASTIC HAIR Long Branch Rd. Cullowhee 293-3125 REDKEN THE POWER BEHIND BEAUTIFUL HAIR f l<r%OFFWITH \ THIS COUPON (B"randWjP'NotDiscoumtd) wraMWme Not Disc„un„ M CHIK )0D CHINA 300 East Main St. ^ Sylva, NC 28779 Carryout Available Lunch Specif $4.45 to $4.95 Entree with eggroll, a cho*^ steamed rice. andF1 Family Dinner $5.45 &np j Including eggroll, choice J^^l drop, wanton or hot & Add $125 foreach** to9r*: OPEN: s»n. 11am'0' Tues.. Wed. & Thurs. " Fn.&Sat.llo"'0 9f
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