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Western Carolinian Volume 70 Number 09

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  • Really Busted statistics are for 2003 Traffic Violations Vehicle Stops: 543 Face it, if you are stopped, at least that opens up another parking space for one of us! Wamnings Issued 353 Isn't "no" enough, do they need to start calling our parents to ground us? Citations issued 106 Court is on Mondays at 9 and you're sure to see someone you know there. Minor Violations Speeding: 4: People AREN'T worth 1,500 points in real life. Other minor violations: 63 Twenty-five dollars plus court costs, what is a major violation? Serious Violations DWI: 19 Most people can't even make it to the commode, how are they supposed to drive a car? Hit & Run: 3 Many of these go unreported; how many times have you been at a party and a fight breaks out and before the cops come, the combatants disappear? Open Container: 3 You don't have to worry about your beer running away, the only place it will go is to your gut. Driving On A Revoked License: 7 WCU isn'ta large campus...walk! And while | am on the subject, if you need to get to Sylva, three words: Jackson County Transit. Speeding To Elude Arrest: 3 How often do you think someone that speeds from the cops will escape? So now instead of a $130 ticket for speeding, you have another charge to deal with. Why is this busted different? Rec: No Operators License: 3 The DMV isn't far from campus and if you cannot afford an expensive car, look in the classified ads of your local newspaper...used cars are usually $400-$1500. If that doesn't work, get a scooter; then you will always have money to go out on. Parking Citations: 32,271 Imagine the smiles on the faces of your parents when they see that extra $80 on your tuition bill, Other Drug Calls: 98 Just think about all the money you'd have to spend on food if you didn't waste it on drugs. Alcohol Arrests & Referrals: 160 Weapons: 12 Burglary: 34 Buy your own stuff, we had to work for ours. Larceny: 151 Vandalism: 104 Our campus is not a huge canvas, there are much more positive outlets to spend that creative energy on. Phone Calls (Harassing): 18 | remember prank-calling when | was like oh, in the 7 grade. Email (Harassing): 14 The only thing better than asking that special someone out is to send a harassing email to them when they finally answer and say no. Peeping Tom: 2 Did these people not learn the difference between male and female in Sex Ed? Arson: 5 Fires ate not good for cooking food, move off campus and buy a grill..or go camping. police reports were not posted. Look for the usual BUSTED! in our next i: WCnewsmagazine 17
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