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Western Carolinian Volume 39 Number 47

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  • PAGE 4 APRIL FOOLS DAY, 1974 Trailers . . . FROM PAGE 1 you don't have to chop down any trees to make a trailer. And if you live in a trailer park, you've got a lot of neighbors. You can really get to know'em too—sound carries great through these thin walls. There's plenty of other advantages, too. "When spring cleanin' comes around there's not so much to clean. Shucks, the outside's kept clean by the rain. You could add a little Johnson's Wax, if'n you've a mind to, but most folks don't bother. If an inter- state's gonna be built through your living room, it's not too much work to move it, along with the rest of the trailer of course. Another advantage is heating and air-conditionin'— these things'll get hotter'n grandma's wooa stove in me summer and colder'n the top of Pisgah in the winter—so you got all the heat and air-conditionin' you need. "And you know what else? Why, if your trailer happens to burn up, then you don't lose too much, Not like livin' in a house where there's room for everything you own." Yes, old Charlie could talk a possum down from a tree if given half a chance, albeit rare that he gets half a chance. It was now dark and the wind had picked up to a steady gust. Trailer parks at night take on a strange aura. You can almost see the conastoga outlines and hear the sound of their early owners grunting to put wheels back on. You can smell the sturdy horses and loyal mules waiting nervously to begin hauling their great loads once more. You can even hear old Ben Battle telling his friends to go on without him, he'll catch up tomorrow. But he didn't catch up. And because of that, we were left with the legacy of the mobile home—a bit of the dandruff you find while Combing the Mount- Carolinian News Briefs DEAD DOG The Battle Trailer Park Defense League wishes to warn all speeders in the park that granite-like projectiles will be aimed at your vehicle. This is a defensive measure to insure the longevity of the lives of children and canines residing in the park. The Sociology-Anthropology Club will have a short business meeting Tuesday, April 2, at 7:00 PM, in Room 15, McKee.. A U members are expected to be present. Plans for the Spring Party and the Southern Sociological Convention will be discussed. Spring Quarter dues will be collected. The WCU Ambulance Service will meet Wed., 6 p.m., in Moore basement. All interested students invited. BSR turntable, excellent condition, $75.00. 40 watt amp, hi-lo filter, speaker balance controls, $75,00. Rick Smith, Box 2195, Cullowhee, NC. PHI TAU KAPPA There will be a mandatory meeting of Phi Tau Kappa tonight at 7:30 on the second floor of the U.C Any member wishing to retain that status, and any other interested student are urged to attend, said Sherrie Jones. ams. HELLO KENDALL COFFMAN WCU Over State ...... .FROM PAGE # I'll knock the sh— out of'em." When asked what he thought of the WCU team which had just toppled his N.C. State squad, Wolfpack coach Lou Halts commented, "What a ripoff! We bin robbed! This gym floor looks like one big divot. Our skates kept getting stuck in the grooves, and the parts that didn't have ridges in them were slicker than owl shit!" WCU's roller derby team will continue their drive to the national title this weekend when the Cullowhee-based skaters take on UCLA at 7:30 in a grudge match for both teams. What Is Best For Western Carolina College? RE-ELECT LACY H. THORNBURG Representative from Jackson County HE RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSF.LF Ci.mmittee Appointments: in. House Commillec- Chair Elections and Election Laws ■Chairman. House Committee on Senatorial Districts /ice-Chairman, House Committee on Veterans' Legislation Mf-mber of House Committees on: Utilities. Banks and Banking. Water Resources and Control. Engrossed Bills. Penal Institutions, Military Affairs, and Insurance. Member func ol 15 from the House 1 of Joint Appropriations Subcommittee 1, An appropriation of $3,174,000 for capital improvements at W, C. C, additional authorized expenditure uf $3,000,000 for dormilories and other facilities, and $45,000 for an IBM system 2. As a member of the Utilities Subcommittee, he helped to re-write the Utilities Rate Bill: ;>. Limited the time a bonded rate can be charged 1). Lowered the amount of bonded rate increase to 20% c. Provided for a public attorney to represent consumers' interests before the State Ulililies Commission and the Courts 4. Co-sponsored a bill to raise the income lax exemption 5, Sponsored a bill to provide for continuing contracts for teachers fi. Supported Legislation: To provide a vastly improved retirement program for teachers and Mats cmployres To provide tuition grants for worthy students attending private colleges To provide B bond issue Tor school construction To provide additional hinds (or road construction T<i provide aid lor payment uf medical and drug bills of llie aged and disabled. This taw Incomes efhiUve July 1, 19C4. VOTE THORNBURG May 30,1964 PAID FOR BY FRIENDS OF LACY H. THORNBURG PEACE ONE WAY Are you looking for answers daily to the problems in your life? All the answers can be found in the person of Jesus Christ, Peace One Way would like to invite you to examine the claims of Jesus Christ this Wednesday night at 7:30 pm in the Forsythe Business Auditorium. We will have a special guest speaker, Rev. Dan Iverson, Rev. Iverson has been In the ministry for more than 62 years. He has attended the University of Georgia, Columbia Seminary, and Moody Bible Institute. We invite you to come and share this time with us. UCB will be starting a mac- romae workshop on Tues., April 8, 7:00 p.m. in the Cherokee Room. UCBwill furnish supplies but participants will have to buy their own cards at 50<! to $1.00 apiece. CONTACT For sale , two-man back-packing tent, Si 5; belt pack, $5. Call 293-7158. For sale: 1963 red Pontiac, mini-compact organ(37 regular keys, 12 bass keys, w/3 sound effects and 3 beat effects); Kodak In stamatic M4 movie camera (Super 8); Littera 32 typewriter; Sony 8 track recorder and player; Panasonc cassette and player; Panasonic cassette recorder (pocket size); two 18" by 10" speakers; Laffayette amp; and stamp collection with concentration on old, foriegn stamps. I am willing to sell all these articles for unbelievably low prices . Call 293-9044. I have a kitten for anyone who wishes to own it. Pm desp-' arate and on the brink of staging a runover. Call 293-7267 for details. ORPHAN CAT A good home is needed for a handsome black and white tomcat. He is smart and gentle and loves people. Please call Marian-293-9520. The National Teacher Examinations will be administered April 6, at Western Carolina University, according to Dr. Hal Salisbury, director of the WCU Counseling& Testing Center. PUSSIES WANTED The Psychology department wants 3 dozen cats. Drop them off at the Psychology dept., before Friday, or call 247. ^l.NG MATCH The TKE Boxing match will be held April9 &llat 8:00p.m.,, admission price will be SL00. There will be 8 weight classes with 8 individual trophies and another trophy given for the most outstanding boxer. Anyone wishing to enter as a contestant should contact any TKE for other information and entry blank or call 293-5847. There is no entry fee. Laov etitf*9 TEXAS JACK S featuring —The "Big Jack" Hamburger^ —Wilson Stew ' v — F. B. Crockodile Soup Hi-way W7 in €uUowhee\ TRUCKERS WELCOME Tired ol that same old shit -eatiny job? Career yoiny nowhere? Denied Tenure? ENROLL NOW IN BEEGLE BINNEZ COLLEGE COURSES IN: ROLLER SKATE REPAIR SKATING RINK MGT. SENIOR REAMING DATA PRODUCE IPERSONEL MISMANAGEMENT MEDDLESOME INTERFERENCE OFFENSIVE MANNERISMS VISIT OUR MODERN FACILITIES ON CENTRAL DRIVE. Any comments, questions, or cusswords? call 293-7401 for further details
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