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  • Volume 58 Number 10 Entertainment The Western Carolinian Page 7 Thursday, October 15. 1992 Ticket Trauma Colleen Vasconcellos StaffWriter ,h lKlWr\ tj!S-you ** driving home one beautiful Friday afternoon. You are whistling to the tune on the radio, and thinking about how glad you are to be getting away from the everyday horrors of Western h wh , °U "° Carthly idea h0w fast you wt driving, but the highway patrol officer behind you '«??,' T T y°" supP°sed to do now that Barney Fife plans to nip your driving privileges in the bud? Well, folks, here are a few tips. The first thing you should do is pray. If any of you poor souls have a father like mine, your butt is trasn tne minute you walk through the door with that pink slip in your shaking hand. Also, as fate would nave it, you probably get one of those cops that would give his own grandmother a ticket. Believe me, they are out there. \a Next'thmkofsome good excuses. You have plenty of time to do this, because it takes an eternity for Mr Personality to get out of his car and walk to yours. Think of believable matter-of-life-and-death stutt. In a round-about way you wouldn't be lying, it is your life hanging in the balance of this officer's good nature (if he has one). Think of things like: 1) you are late for a plane, or 2) your sister just went into labor. r ' J You have now reached the point in time where NC's finest has reached your car and is in the process ot asking for your license and registration. Resort to flattering. Tell him how much you admire those new Mustangs they are driving. ^ Stupidity is also a good cover. You could say something like "I get the RPMs and the speed mixed up, or I swear I didn't see that speed limit sign." Also, "I read somewhere the state changed the speed limit to 75" could possibly work. When all else fails, cry. If you blubber enough to where you are on the verge of hysteria, chances are luck will kick in and your cop will have a heart. Even cops can feel guilty, unless of course they are from Buncombe County. Then you might as well forget it. If you stick to these guidelines you should have no problem. Just don't do 76 in a 55 in Buncombe County and you should do fine. That was my mistake. None of this worked on me and now the Department of Motor Vehicles has my license, and my father has my car. Out Of Circuiation"|rvSKKri e^Mtfit H;£UU 6£o£* Bftffi Si5 Q® tmMigmm'dim dk§MaQ©d! M!®®dl DssGra©©fefl (DrtM&cwrd' (DomJhancort/ 1 2 3 I 1 4 5 6 'I 1 S 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 j ■ 17 \ ■22 19 20 , ■ 21 J 23 24 J ■ ¥ J ■ 26 27 ■ 28 ■ 29 30 31 32 ■ 3T 34 ■ 35 36 ?H ■ 38 ■ pT1 ■40 ■ r ■ F 43 44 ■ r ■ 46 W wr ■ 49 50 51 52 53 ■ r 55 1 56 57 58 |59 ACROSS 1. Fermented beverage 4. Treaty 8. Disastrous 12. Major political party (abbr.) 13. Smell 14. Spoken 15. Degrade 17. Verb 19. Tantalum symbol 20. 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Egyptian sun god CALENDAR OF EVENTS OCTOBER SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY K*m iOutXEji IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS OF?3 INFORMATION CONCERNING CAMPUS EVENTS/DATES, PLEASE CONTACT: DJ - CALENDAR C/O THE WESTERN CAROLINIAN OLD STUDENT UNION WCU, CULLOWHEE THURSDAY (or CHMPU HAPPY 25 FALL BREAK!!! 26 Last day for students Completing program in May to file degree applications in the deans' offices MALCOM; 7pm; NS Aud; free; (WCU Film Society) 27 Art Student League Meeting; 4:30; Belk Lobby; info @ 7210 Voter Awareness; Issue Education/ Getting out the vote; 7pm; ST 108; (ESP); S MRU) 21 Classes Resume; 8am 23 CAREER DAY - JOB FAIR in RAC Main Arena Concourse *V-ball: vs. Clemson; 7pm Tennis (W): (h) vs. Mars Hill WESTERN CAROLINIAN PUBLISHED Open Mike Nite - 8pm; $.50; Cherokee Room (LMP) Tennis: Men at Mars Hill 22 SPECIAL EDITION OF WESTERN CAROLINIAN PUBLISHED WESTERN CAROLINIAN PUBLISHED 29 FRIDAY 16 *V-ball: vs. UT- Chatanooga 7pm 23 VIDEOROME; 7pm; Belk 104; Art Students League; info @ 7210 30 SATURDAY FALL BREAK (THRU 20th) 17 *F-ball: vs. UT-Chatanooga 7pm *V-ball: vs. GA. Southern 7pm *C-C: NC Intercollegiate Championships in Durham Tennis: Merf in ASU Fall Classic 24 HOMECOMING '92 "WCUnique" *F-ball: (h) vs. The Citadel; 2pm WCU OPEN HOUSE 31 *F-ball: (h) vs. Marshall; 1:30pm *V-ball: (h) vs. Davidson; 12pm
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