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Western Carolinian Volume 65 (66) Number 10

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  • November 1,2000 GET A LIFE WESTERN CAROLINIAN 15 Aries: You're being taken far too seriously in school and at work. Try wearing a clown wig for a few days. That should lighten the atmosphere a bit. Libra: You're looking for love in all the wrong places; instead of kissing frogs, try puppies. They're cuter anyway. Taurus: Your stress level is very high. Dance naked for seven minutes a day, three times a week. This will help. Scorpio: Penny pinching ' is good. Groping quarters is much more gratifying. Gemini: You will Mi f i n d love. You won't find love. Sucks having multiple per- s o n a 1 i t i e s , doesn't it? Well, you have a fifty- fifty shot so smile. Or don't smile. Sagittarius: Spice up your life: Use a different condiment. Remember to pace yourself. Work up to that salsa you've had your eye on. Cancer: Ignorance is bliss. You must be very happy. Ecstatic even. However, walking blind is the easiest way to crash into unappealing things. B,f Capri- , c o r n : ■ You will zA... be at the center of attention for approximately three minutes every day a week. If you think that's bad, keep in mind most people only have fifteen minutes. You're getting 'm edge Leo: In your quest for knowl- you have failed miserably. Take heart; McDonald's is hiring. Management position. Aquarius: Your new deodorant is still leaving you with that not-so- fresh feeling. Try showering with that soap everyone smiles about on TV. Virgo: Faking a ner- v o u s twitch will get you out of a lot of things... except the asylum. It is advised to stop faking mental illnesses and just limp instead. twenty-one. yourself threatened by your roommates. Begin work on that guillotine you've been putting off. Kindness through fear is still kindness. ampus Offering: OCax'I Gare:'Man/cure, CPecf/cures, £ C$cryf/c. S£mGare: facials, G/iem/cafCPeefs, (Permanent' 9Ita6eup, £ 'Makeup 'fflaleooers. 2>< a y- 'Muscular Dfierapy £ JtXassaye: Gfiair ancfOaSle fflassaye C%oaifa6fe TtXcmcfay-Orit/ay ! 0 am, until t/je last client leavos Beautiful; Saturday Cy appointment only, SSryiB C7£oaai, OwMtr/Optra/or DCov 40<s*ptinf V/*a, flfat/ereari/, <& CJm«rioan C/xpr*st 203~<*3<23 flannel 75 Ho FOR THE WEEK OF i^ovemilber 3 ~ iVoFeniteir 10 • Center Stage 0&* • Murder At 1600 • Gossip • The Last American Virgin • Gone With The Wind fmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmi
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