Between 1914 and the late 1960s, the Champion Fibre Company published an internal newsletter, called The Log, to share news about the Canton mill, the community, and its employees. After 1940, news from the entire “Champion Family,” which included mills in Hamilton, Ohio; Houston, Texas and Sandersville, Georgia, was featured in each issue.

• Creator
  • Champion Fibre Company
• Format
  • Newsletters
• Type
  • Text
• Date
  • Date original: 1933-06;
  • Date digitized: 2016-11-11
• Extent
  • Dimension: 11.75" x 8.75"
  • Pages: 17 pages
• Subject - Topic
  • Champion Fibre Company -- Employees
  • Champion Fibre Company -- Periodicals
  • Employees' magazines, newsletters, etc.
  • Events
  • Industries -- North Carolina -- Canton -- Periodicals
  • North Carolina -- History
  • Paper mills -- North Carolina -- Canton
  • Trees -- Miscellanea
• Location
  • Haywood County (N.C.)
  • Canton (N.C.)
• Source institution
  • Western Carolina University
• Source Collection
  • Canton Area Historical Museum
• Identifier
  • Champion_TheLog_1933-06_Vol16_No05
• Repository
  • Canton Area Historical Museum

... ,_, ) • • To . .-'") ~====~·-=-==~======================~-=-~====~-====-- -~=-===========~-~====== THE P.A.RER FOR THIS MAGAZINE IS MADE IN OUR PLANT OUT OF WOOD FROM THE FOREST OF NOB.'EH CdOUNA. WE MANUFACTURE MANY GR*DES OF BLEACHED SULPHrrE PAPERS, MACHINE FINISH, AND SUPER~CALE YDERED. • a • l • e a e e 8 8 a • I I a 8 e • a • I I I I • I I I I I 8 I I e • I .... I .. I I .. I a e.-.e· • • 8 • a I I ................... 1 • 8 . .... _.._. ....... _._. • .... -· - · I ..._ ....... I ....._ ......... , • 1 1 CONTENTS Page . ndre.w J~c ... OD .. .•.••.•.• ··-· - ·· 2 them :Di i~io . Pulp and Pa. !" _fiH ~uperir.ten~nnts eet J)}- Cr,t-;PDt ••. - ····· .••... wmpion ~v. n s .:aM Lc•a n A ..: iario-n B: · C. ', F r.e.:man . •. .•. 6 Edit,(). ·at ........ -··· . ·- _....... S, 9 Jn .!·"'er:· TO'nga~ ....... - ........ . ~· 1 0 5ah.'&g~ a er;ial Uoed ... ... . :10 D-w.trtme o r .. rek ·---··-- ... ..... . .. . .. ..... . .. l4 1;my 'ay of 'Mooting Lif 5 U · Tn K£ep Jf um Gro ·ng Otd .. . . .. . . . ... J 6 • • • - • ' The other day in readi11g a book 0 11 mili­tary tactics, I came across this : "An a11ny has but t-vvo duties to perform, one is to fight the enemy and the other is to evade the enemy·.'' . ~'hich duty is the n1ore important the \'riter did not say. So let that tJas . There are two wa)'S of dealing with mjsery. One is to stay ancl fight the demon to a finish, anrl the other \Vay is to beat a ha, ty and honor­able retreat. Elbert Hubbard. • • • • • . . i f I • ------- _ ......, ·--· _,,,......,_.... ........... _.__.. THE LOG -~-~.._ _...__~ .. ~-~- Stone marker on ite wh~r old log house stood where Andre · Jaek on wa born. _;\NDRE' JACKSON A NORTH CAROLINIAN Sev-enth President of the United .States ERHAPS one of the most unique, original and forceful characte1·s that ever appeared in American public life \:Vas Andrew Jackson, the seventh pre iden t of the United States. He \Vas born I\1arch 15, 1767, in the Waxhav.' Settle­ment., near the border of South Carolina. His parents ,,·ere very poor·, but of good Scotch-Irish stock. FoJ.'" a number of years, South Carolina clain1ed that he \vas a native of the Palmetto State,. while North Carolina contended that he ·was born in the Old North State. Both, South and North Caroljna erected a montnnent on or 11ear the spot, vvhich it 'vas claimed, the old log hou ~e st0ud in '' hich he '"was born. But, we unders tand that receTt tly StJuth Carolina. has conceded that his hirthplacP. was in ... orth Ca1.. o lina, a nd veTy like ly the .- T10L rhe1·e the monurr1ent nO\. stands. r1hc~ auov ... plcttn·e of th .Ja-ckson nJunun1 ent \as ru::.rlc ,.(-!e,~n tl y and you ,v dl note t hat the encloseti lot fJU v.t}Jich t.h E' HrOMUITH:~nt SU<l:l1 Js aJ. C) the grounds SUr­rouniliJlg s ;lrtJ w i · t· )vt·rcd 'A·i lr "' ·ds, bria.t·s anti ht1 bt; . A. \.\ ild f~l· · p .. viru;,, at fP-a.·t lhr .. e o1· foul~ ,~erc.rs ""' (J)d j; dits hing U}J the ·it •! t>f the n•r~nunJeht and \Vill , if ZtJI( \1( d ' () fU (t'V, Ru lO CuV f' l lH· t-; lOH ~ I M.b , 'rlJ ~ s'I.>:Jrl l1A11dir v 1 H1111 tl1P u1uj, hi:t."h ' i1\-, c;~l,nut a rnil' jn l~ugih , l~ JHA hjn r HH1t·~ f h: n a v: h th r·oug lr h fi• ld:\ VJiUttJUt <,tdi i ·i;; Jt n1ad· r' tc g uilt.· t~avt·lnr· lo f Itt.• his .... tr,t'i pJa~ .. T1· S f, C:lr 1.' fl . ,J•~ JJ l tha:l' I h( JJd t,,, th St il. '. v.: hic~h ha bt, Jl f;ft j}- I'Kl tPJ1t )tl ·Ja)IHJllj! 11flt \1 .) ;.u •k:.;C;HI U.' c-.t n, tivc . OH,. ltou ld t,P ,o i rJdrfl r• nt tth .ut k ping 1,}u~ ·' IJ()f hPrc h .Vf!. l ~)l' r ~ nc ;• a nd t.t1 t r.wt i . . ·oulh ( ; ~ l ' (JJ *u: uf () has er• ·t I <I n ·J ~ ,:..r un uJ n ar tht. .. po 0 \vhcrf· ~ h e cJain1ed the house stood in ',<:hjeh Jack r...-.... 'v=:u;; born, and the enclosed lot anrl surrou dings 'Nell kept. 'Iher~ are also attract1ve nu.trkers on 1nain high \1./~ y directing tt·a eh~1 to the monun1ent. Andr·ew J a.ckson·s fath~r died just a few day~ Lefore li ttle Andre~' \va. born. His paJ"ents ~·ere ver poor a.lld h:ir-; mother being left a wido\' 'vith t vo sons . moved fr()n1 the old log house (see picture on '>pposite page) in 'tvh ich th~y liv~d and marle her h me ·i th re­latives in South Carolina. It is said tbat Andre"v was talJ and slender. 1-vith a freckled facet bushy andy hau·, and bluE e ·es. He was also of a quick fiery temper anri feru'le~·s a- a livn. When he was thirteen years old, he and his mother 'vere dxiven from theiT home when the British ravi -hed South Carolina. At the age of four een he\ ~a ... in arms against the Britis h. Soon after he Tas taken a prison­er, and being a mere lad an English officer made a ser­vant out of him and ordered Andre'\' tv black his boots. He refused, and the officer struck him in the face with his sword, leaving a scar \Vhich And1·ew carried to hi,.. gi.. ave. Thirty three years later, he had his re·fenge on the B1·itish army, and its officers at 1 -e,v Orleans ... After remaining in prison a few \Veeks. haJf starved and clothes in rags, his mother managed tore cue him. Shortly thereafter, hi ... n1other died, leaving Andre'v alone in the world, 'rVithout father, moth.et~, b ·other or a dollar to fight his way through life. It is no wonder that the man "ho at uch an earlv age learned to fight the battle of life became such a great general. At the close of the ·war. Andre\Y J ckson ~ntered a saddle1·'s shop to learn a trade, but he on n1ade u-p his mind that he did not \·ant to learn a trade bt1t de-cided to be a lawyer, o he V\'ent to ~...;a)isbtu·y. rorth Carolina and entered a law" office to tudY law. • At the age of t\·enty he " ·as adn1itted to the bar. l-Ie had no\Y gro\VD to be a tall slend 1· n1~ n, s.i;· feet one inch in height. uHe \Vas di fngui:shed f r c urag and activity and had becotne noted :for his grnce of manner and digni ly of bea:rr.ing.l '•Ife \Va · fond of advent lll'~, an E'XC -11 nt l1o r"etnan and a fine shot. llc had Ruch a flery t~tnper thnt no on c~r d to rouse his anger.'' boBt the tirne he \a t\'enty r ars f agt. th re­g- ion '"'h ich \·e Cllll 'I enn ~~ee '"·a · lcn·gely ( n unex­l'lCl14ec1 vvild rn sf'. inf led \vith ban i~ of ho'" til . In­ctians \ ho had lu·cn .·o outrng d by the ·whites they h; (I l> ·o1T1e ,?el~y bitt<'r. Soon after he was ad1nitted to th:. b£tr, he \VU~ appoint~cl pro~ecu1 ing attot·n r -. r a eli tf'iet in. 'rPJHl SSl' , nettr th pr ~a.,nt site of N. ;· h· 'rill . " It ' ns a:n ()ffit'e of little houor, ~nut1J 8alar., a·nd •rt~at pa)rd and one which f -" · olen eould b~ found \r·ho '' • uld acCl1 pt.'' lt is aid that h tno~(·cutfld la\vbr )~ k ~ .-. . c·,u·v tl plantation out of t.h 'vildern •ss. fought lnrlians a 'rHE LOG ___ .,..- 3 - - - ~·- ~,.:=----.---~---' _,_.,~,........._ __ ...... -~ _..._. __ ----- . - - - ~ 'lil:u- c(ttJ c \n -K·ttich Andre"' J a"Ok t~o-n was born. o.ig~miz~i the maehiner.' of civic life. In Janua rr, 1:r%, ~!le cttizens of Tennessee n1et ill Knoxville to fr.a.n ~ a ccustitutiun. Five \vere s.ent fro-ro each of ~}~ e ele·geo counties. J ackson was one of the delegates ehos~n to l'epreStmt Da\•idson County, and in June, 17at; .. tenne. sea ,can1e the sixteenth state of tbe '· · n_ Tenne,. '"ee V\·as now ~titled to o-ne rep!·esenta.- ti ,r-e ienlber in the national Heu.s.e of Rept·es.entative·s. - . :.1\.r.dre~v J acks1 ~n ' a.s unanim.ou~ly etected. JV!ou~ting. b•s l1ocse he rode to Philadelphia, a distance of ei~ght hundred miles., "here Congress then held its sessjons. Saon a:fter a '?a.Mncy oe.cur1;ed in the Senat e, and Jack­wn ~'as elected United States ena tor f r o11n Tennessee. In 1798, JH., resi.gned frou:t the .. 'enate, soon after he ~·a~ "Cho~n J ud-rre of the ~ upreme Court .of Tennessee ~"1th _a salary of$.!.· hundred dollars a year. This of-flee h~ hetcl for si:x years. ln 1813 he o.rgani?ied an ar ,my of three thousand tnen to subdue the Greek ln~j,ans, and the battle of Ho:r~esi1oe Bend, lUaxch 27; 18 14, ~~n;l<e the power of the red man in the South. By the endurance of hard- .... ~1 -P in he cam~ign he \Vas givet1 the ::>obriquet (Jf ·'Old Hicl:~. :· I..r:e \Vas also appointed A'ifajor-Oeneral · in the regular arm.y with orders to defeat the British f·~ ;n tl-te '"'' ou~h ~ PeitsaeoJa, FloridaT belo11ged to 1Jte ... pan ish . ~:et tJ'le British were using it as a ba,se c,f operations. filajor~C~eRelal J ackson stl()lrrned the sea­r> ort aDd captat"~d it. Then lhith four thot1sand troops and t\t-elv~ guns t;ehind breas t~o1·kt!., ctefended ... 1ew Ot·leans agatn~t twelve thousand E1·itish soldiers. The ictory '"as so great its an·nivers.ary ~ ,January 8t,h, i~ ~ trU ~elebra .. ed as Jackson Da.v. A '1dr.e v;as ~lected t h.e seventh President of the l;n ~ted ... ta.te.· 1828. He wa igQreus. straightf~r-­" ard~ to1'cefu1 ar-~.rl unpolished. HHis one :·t rf>'ng quality · ~ hcJne$tr and in all he did he rnear•t ~""en by h ~ ®Untt·_v. He alway.., attacked ''Vhat he thought w&& r~t.ion without a thcughrt of w})orn it might hurt.'' .... ~:w adrnini~ tr"ation vra.~ (;,ne of the Jllost striki11g ill t1nnals bf our cou.ntr)'. .No President (){ the United "' t.tttrs not any ni'J:.\n had n1o re }),iti·er encn-,ies or 9\·arm-r fri ~nds~ lie W<'' cond n1n~d by oTle par ty and ap ... plauded b,v l.he othPr. AlLhnUf!h toany of th~ actg of his c-u lmi rti flt1·~1 lion ~· h i 11 \Yere at the ljn1e seve1'cl _v condernne.d are 'toda) lJy rnany pe<.>ple co.mmended. Recently· one wrj ter said of him. HWith aU his g lar­ing fau lt $., he w::.:-~ a ~i ncert? pa ~'riot, h onestl.r see l\ing­the g\'lc c1 ( f hk COcun·try. \Vith lhe nl.as&es of. the p,co­plc, And t·e'"' J acks ohl was 'the most pnpuhtY Pl·e~ideul, with vGry fe\v e, <;.e.pti on~ , who evet occupied the ch air. He retired fyom office in 1837. to the "Hern1itage,'' his Tennessee home. T11er.-e he died in 184!1. SOME FISHE'RMAN The good v. ife of a cett~dn p1·ominent citizen of Canton teUs the follo\ ing ''ft sh story'~ on her husband. n'He.," sa~d the good wife, " purcha "ed a ne\V ft shi,ng o.ttttli. everytbiDg needed} and early 011 the following rnorning1 dYessed in his new outfit, with fishing tackle, lt1nch and· an extra pair of shoes, left fox part$ un­knoV\- rn. As the evening S:hado,-vs began to f all, he l'e­tul" ned \Vith th:ree little baby trout about fo,ur inches Jong, w.h~eh he proudly req nested that I have cooked for his breakfast the following m~orning. ''Sever.al days later I noticed a vexy offensive odor conring from the closet in "vhich he ha.d stored his ft., h ing paraphernalia. An examination disclosed there were two fi sh in his old shoes about six inches ' long jn a bad state of putr efaction." We are \vondering how the fish got into his shoes. Do y.ou suppose that he used his shoes as a seine; or do you think the fish \s.rere so excited or scared they crept into the shoes to hide. We shall consult Clyde !:Iildebrand. V·le .are sure that he can:· oJve the mystery -he is. the Champion trout fisherman in t his part of the eol!lntry. Asking the lmpo sible Tr(}veler \~ bJen i , the lllext bu.s out of this burg? Officer Three o'clock, sh'. . . Traveler What! l$u't Lhere one before that? Of:flce..r No, six. Vve nevel· r un oae befor the next. 'tDonft YQ.U th inl\ Mr. C hu gw~te1~ suffers high an opinion of hin1\; elf?"· or da ll't th inl\ he suffet·s. said 1\1 iss \.Ji_,~etlne.. • • He seems to enjo)' it/ Glady~ Are Yf)·U going to get a divot·o.e. deari ? Myra-· l don't ~ how· w can. We haven~r got out engagernent paid for yet. • THE LOG ~ ,. .. f 11~ .. ~~ r ~ ll l DlVJ .. I OJ. PlJLP • ll .. \Pt;R ILl, ~· · PER I I ~ l ~ OJ. .. ·T~ MEET - - Dr t; r iPnt 1''• ~P lnb ~l ulg )f th< ~out h ea~t rn I ivi ~ i011 or th . nlel'ic· n lutp ·~ I :l r ~li ll .. up 'rjnt~ nd e nts s­-.. ociAt h'\n held in · !'\he vill~ .:. T. . • l\1ay 12-13 \'ill go dr•\ 1 in th li!~tor~ ,f th ' -.: ociati n a.· a great .~ uc ­ref' ... · nd a.. ne f the l e~ l and OH.ls.L be11cficia I tneet­ing~ eYe!· held by that l1i i~i n judging by the enthu­.. lasti ' c tnn1enrs 1nade bv t he ~t rio us n1en1bers. " Th ~ \,('l10l .. and p le c.'l F-Ul' f having Mr. W. li. Brydges t.he . ~ 1t ional r ~id · nt f the As ociation present, v.ras g-re~ tly ~Pl r ecialed b} all 1n en1ber~ . fter th€' r eg-i"'tration at the George Vanderbilt Hotel fron1 10-11 A. M. F1iday the remainde1· of the foreno~)n \·as tal-:en up v?ith the pleasant task of get­ti1100 ,,·ell acquainted. It \vas a cheerful bunch, ·a fine gang. full of good chee1:· and haJ:mless f un. They lounged around jn small g1·oups, drew together in large1· groups ''hen someone had an extra good story to tell and then separated again with a hearty laugh in t\·o's and threes to ta11x about olden times and of a mutual friend here and another one there. The time pas ed quickly in a pleasant '\vay, as it always does ,,·henever good fellovvs get together. _c\fter a good lunch \Vith some of the doubtful 3.2 the 1nembers left Asheville by motor at 1 :30 P. !\1. for a vi it to the farnous and favorably knovvn Rayon P1a.nt of the American Enka Corporation about 10 miles to the \Vest of Asheville. Per n1.ission for the visit had been obtained th1·ough the 1\indness of Mr. Vanderhoo­ven) Secreta1·y of the Corp. AlTivjng at the plant, the men1ber · "'·ere joined by a large delegation from The Chan1IJion F'ibre Co. taking advantage of the opportu­nity to see the highly efl'icient T!ayon plant in opera­tion. ·rhe number of vj~itor s \·as much larger than had b ~en a.nticipa.ted but the rernarkably efficient s.rs­tl3m of the cornpany took cate of ihe situation in an arlruit1: l;Je ' ay. Pt ior to starbng tJH·ou~.rh the v~ rious d parin1ents of th • J)lPJ nt. th y uest:':\. nurn bE.a~i ng about 011e hundred, W(.:re a·.; ... , r:~bl •d tn a h~.1 ·1t~ l'00In. \v H equip])ed (or the jJUV J(~ .·c, ~:he t· · J\1J. \1 an rlf!fltoOv•~r , g-av a tJ l o ~ t iJ•­L t ~:- t n ~. t c~b tf) l , Jl ' ll ,; proc~ ~ .. 0 r 1 ta.ro) tHan tl Cactur- 1ng jJJn t.l aU lti~ hi. · ll.C1.url ~.vit h ;aJYl p f ~.- ()f ruat r htl. ·1 tn l<:,., J :it 'Vf11 i 1U. :Jiit~~·{·- (Jt' h p itWc•s ··~s. .. t t h• f'nn - lu, jon of hl:! JPt: •n tJ 1,. vi i~ur, '-aVf· l\lr. \' aud•'r­h. t~vv r:; n a J·t .• tng vob" t>f h Hld s. 't~lH:. n >t~l~. sa1·y nurnh 'r <;I' o~ tpt;tf ... nt r, t.dd; ;! l t:t ·vn fruni tl ( .. HH·•nh• ,. of t h ' rnnuu f'a(·tnrjH%6 stefH (•. t:oi ted 111 · vt ·iton-; in s ttnll gr up U~t ·ough tJHA pJanl. tl We. • • v t \ Juuch iu .. 1.F1rP.. t .. d ,old Ji. ti ·IJ• d c•lr, ·.·l. tq th · i11 ttuc:ti\ .. l.x pl:~n ·ts­tion ,,r 1... h • .ir g utdP. At t IJf · Pnll t•l Cl t Lrin. \'h• 11 tht ·Y lt~ft the t· :~ t huildin~~ ; nd 1oHrt1 f.I)J th ·l ~an htoad c-t t•Cif ... t~ ,. u.ll· to \'H Id ~ n _. \ri tf 111g cat ·, tlH·r a ll felt • I' ph?.n.·~n\. wni mo~ t 1 J .... tructivt~ \"·a~ . 'fhe clin•ax JCJr t he v· ·]tJng puJ > ~.nd a1 ~1· sup().rintendent. harl ~ hll tt> c0rn . and 't c n e ·~· ,.,... thc·y in.:pP<·ted the J;lant of Th · Gl <tatpi•Jn ~ibre C m­pany, thP c·on1pan.v that ha.· rr.tar~ag. d t • p ·r:. € prac­ti. cally full prodt•ction at fuH time } r'Jughf·Uf the Jon('!' dr~n~.-n out deprc~ ~ i(Jf'l~ \V}tich pet.1ks vo1u ,, , .. 'J1 p (; ;s­f or ihc managen1 nt., a11d for th · pi ndid c ·-ope ati .. n uf the entire Qt·ganization fron1 the P ·e. 'dent az d Cer ~ er~~d Manager, down to the hun1biP h b~ l&r in t·J~ y\ r d Ya1·d. Not a sqt1are peg in a ro 1nrf hole an.j -.\ nerf. Every one li lted for h1 · job and d ing it elL 1' e center of attJ'action of cnu1·se ~\vas tbP, big 11e · Pap · · ~lachine and its a uxiliary etjUTpn ent* The \~tonr e1· of the paper indust·ry. It i .. t he bigge s~ and the rno-t Utr to-date Book paper maehine in the\ · rld. Likt: a tlUO"~ living monster, smooth .and noi. ele it travei at a terrific speed and makes roll aft.Jr roll of thP f~ne-t quality of paper, a quality that ha · gained a natioTI'ride reputation for the company among l u t 1 • 1l ers and 'a.rg~ consumers of all grades of paper. At eight o'clock seyenty . men sat do :\pn to a I tag Dinner served in the Ball Room of the Get>tge \' ander­bilt Hotel, and from that hour until clo ... e to rnidnigiit there was not a dulJ mon1ent. The Champion Fibre Gornpatly~s Foremen,.s Club had joined in ;vith the l\o1embers of the Association. l\Ir. a1·I Jentz act d as Toastn1aster for the evening . ...~fter a hort talk, fuU of jokes and good humor.. he culled on ~[ ·. Geor{~e Trostel, Pres ident of the ~outheast-ern Di" i::,ion. In 'velJ chosen words, 1\tlr. Trostel \ elconled the ;ue:\t~. Mr. Brydges, the National Pre .. ident. . - · the next speaker. His talk \va roo t plen'-!ing and fuJI f sound advice. He was followed by i\tir. " 'n1. Rohert~on, PJ·e­sident of The Chan1pi ,u I· ihre · n1pc.\n~ F renu~n·~ Club. In a ver,· able n1anner )lr. n ooert~ n outl inerl ~ a.11d Pxplained the ain1 an l thE~ \ Od of the Club. ·he n ext speaker \Vas 1\Ir. John S. ~ -hurnal\e-r: P.r luction ~ngineer <)f the Con1puny. l\!Ir .. "'chut'naker li\ crl \'€'11 up Lo the repu tati,ltl he h ·1s :xs a g od ~ P(:'<t kt:r f0r Jnost • anr oc<\tl .. ton . • Ile \Yas folJO\'Pd br l\lr. Clark Iari n, a hi~h I-; ~cu-t iv of rrh .harnpiOll CoatPct Pttpl'}' 0., ltuuill 11 . Ohio. \Vho h t\ld hi. h:-;t nf\rs intt r ·~l< d ft on1 .. iat t t tini~h . ·rhrnn.(!h all tht\ s pe('t:h s, aud \ ith tuan) PHP·· \l hl:t"' ~ nng . of th more Ol" l ~ ~.S h~H'Hl niou.- \ iC'Ps f the ~ ¥Pnl~ gu(-\s t~, t hf' tc)a:-)lnla. t •r ~ki llfull ) I ad up l•1 tlu• JH,.inei})al spf'a l~ er ,, ,. the t.\'t ning, an i .. lied on !Vlr. ~t· hurnak t.·r to intn)du~:' hin1. \ hich '\'as d n tn ~l vc· r .v ablo n)(lHlH:'t". iVft'. l~. n. Hnhe rts ,H t, c:J f ., A'-'·st:c .. t.~nt ( ;c·n{ ral ~11HittJ,ltH' ot 'l'h C:' ( "harnpi(•H l"iht~t Lnnl}"lftll~· . t I H.' !)t·i neipal ~ pt nker of th.. • t?n itlg held hi ~ J i~tru t t'r, clc Sl'~ t attPnt.iuu. IIi:-; talk d ~a linJ.r \ ith a ..:nntrnlll~ (•t!ufluHl) \Vas (• 11'enu·l~ intPrc.-~~ting und n1w t in · tiv e. In <' •n e lu ~ ion he pr~~·:;Pnl d .:in ·~r rt?gt· t of: • THE~ LOG 5 - ...w.... ___ __..,_ , ,. f, ,, hi· lnttlll! L. ~ to l'<t p · ~~nL !ht>. 'I {'a~n1a~ t01· ·J; tl \.'t '' ~L. in:-t \ ote · ,[ h)\~ nn~l 1 u~ p:t~i fox r ~·h$ :nt :l 'C -<d nt t-lUd -~ ~e1 at A'fnna ~r, l\{1· •. 1 . t . , ... ~Ofl. \J ,k-,h-w. ntv~t ~nt htt..-..io$-tkalt\l given. '-'adJ \hl~ t nntiu1r at ~ :~{\ i\11 . Tn,~t ~1 Ot) ~11ed the ·u ir · ~ nh ~ ,iflg. Four *~er.s ,,·ere r .ad ~\nd t!. ten­... h eh~ d I"'<' , • I t • . . ,_ir. J·. ·;t '>t~ eJl~ o·,,\'e a pn~~r on "The Desbin) of ~ )~- rt ·· ~H n ... ~n~ .. ~ b,· Y'"li1'u~ h' rts ' hit h t-tt the ou- • -\J.. .: i 1~ J :ev. a l Rih y rli .... ~us=. i n . • i\ ·,._ Fr:4 :rtk A. Ru•·bel'. \Vho ... Js up-to~date- Printi n~· Es­..... h ~r.~ ~ n L i11 . ~ h t:.• 'i l1c h.as n1 re· t.h an a ... t'<4tew'id e I u~ .. l n due ~) dt~ <·nreful an-d ~rlist ie executitO!l of '~ a lalk on ··Tlie Pt·inte,~;·'s Need" ~lf· hleh \Vas lll~ ~ ~n ! tt.·i~ticall.s 1 ._eivecl. The after disenssion 1~ ii . ~1 c._ ueio i "eiy that 1\.b:. Da,rber kno"'?s .the printing \UBnes~ imon1 ink to pap~r, ·tnd helped to bring about r1 tter- u-rh1erst:w<iiug of the Printers 11.rOblen1s. ~ ·. i··:re# V. Doutt. i11 charg-e of the Oper ating Labo­~ ... tt1t!- t}-f · he C1'l-ampiu-n Fibre Co., gave a n1o.st in,_ •;:; ·~:;+iob; t~k on I\iet~1od ... of Phy ieal P .ulp "'esti1Yg < •Jd ~hei- \ntetJ letatitn. He went into great details, ea ~:ng ttre di~e~nt "ubj~t~ :in 31 very jnteTe$ting a ·~ hiO'J1J.v it 1ci~nt '"~fly and p-roved himself a master-­l' ind in the di.,. ·u~f.;juu that follo\vcd his paper. Tte fcnu·tJ~ and 1~3t Pa.pe:r of tb:e :M·eating \vas most ~ft;ecf:; J .t · tla. re.red by ~fr. Harold P. 1\tlurdock, Di- 1 ~or of '11· e C arupion Fibre Cmnpany Research L~~ 10tat.-'\f). ills l.-·aper Hitltere .. ing F.act.s Perta inillg to -~he Pulr <1nd 1~~.per Industry~· ! dealt .,...,ith the pos ibil­i ~~ o~ 00\ e . ...,piYtg ~ riotts 1 apid gttowth vloods &u,ib}ble f .... ~ the l.anu:faeture of Pulp and Pap~l' and a-dvanced . .. at1_ t . new i e~ .... v:hicl1 is cha~racteli tic of the fertiJe l.Jt~- Ctf our '·IJoe:'. 'l11e member :- voiced the opinion t. .. at l};e papP-t o;J:en(:d lJl ne:\v po siL}e sou.rces of suppJy ~ u.t . ~ l*ltlti&ru~.] ft·l· th~ manufacture of Pull? and Pape1-. l ·~ aft rnuon w·a~ 'J(: v:Oted to Q.oJf by some while otheJ· . h~iJ ~0(> he look at J.i,e Lig and woJHrlerfuJ P~ per -1 .ehine.. ~A.. ~ ~ J() P. M. tLe rnerrib€.t'S and lhe i-n vited guests - ·it 1 theh i ~i&; n1 t 1:~t a :e:~Get f.J.CC'juainte'd Djnneru in : # _e ..'la:n JJiub;g .Rvum c;f the Hotel. l?~rl_y-ft)Ut~ p_ , andj l ~; P~>ple vart1cir ated in the affair. . B RoiJe t"SoH. J t·. l.JT .;;ided o~e-.r the hap~~~ atne. ·ng ~nd ;n dtH~ )hne called on ~n·. J _ W. DaJD:toft to ·ntro1H.tce the ~r~·-·3J 0 1· o! ·tl~;e e ()n1ng and '"<Out lJ~i''n i..,.:.t c 1ta-niy n ad ... a tin~ J .c.tb of it. ln l ii1-1 pleas­ant" j r ~ ~tnd a '"f/ V\~;v.-." he illtr ~auc~ eti Mr. R. W. Gr'if­fltJ'h. l"f r. G · fit1 h :f a splendid f"l:1putation · an able c. e~· Jt.u:tet· Sf;l:-akrt~ to Jive up t r)-- and did he ·dt~ it? · 'p 1, .i . ·~ "~ 4flY or,~ of tho 6 forty foul· f-<lrtunat-0 <~nes bu t·~ t..c hf.: l)J€;~ tu·e of lt CS..AJ in.~· hi:m ~ J\ uo<tni· u~ u ;et J; .Than f:.vet··' ·. ' Ill he tlu~. r ply. Y r-l; B:f,l,, d td \velt bld L•ea r :! ~JJ extt~ ~tttiMti{,n and enlerta.inltlent the colot"e..l ' ~t:'· xk~t t ' of l 'ernad\abl.v "'· ~H tr n.hH.··d (·hi ldt·cn r.anglno fr{)m fo~1r to t J! N e ~n·s ()lei w ,, .. f..~ cet ta inly a. greftl su e~ ces~. , nd so ended lhe S(Jriu$4- 1.1'1 et' ng of Ch(~ South · e:tst Trl Divls}c}n (')f t ile Pulp < nd ·P;aper llJl ~ttperin­i end nf.s A ~.->oei~t.Jvt\ at shcvi He, ~. 0 . A1J worl\ and ne play n1ak J f.l-Ck a duJl b '>Y and pl ea~e don yt let us _geL dull but let u~ J ~eep sh arp threugh oceas~ tJnal !'uti\ and re reaLion. HOBO A.S~AILB .fi1REEDOI\'1 • OFFERS·l1IS PHl'LO 'OPHY •Kittg" of &nights of BQ,a:d Gives Advice to Parent 1\.fter Spen.<ling :17 Years on .Highways From Age of 13 A£ter 3'7 yeaTs h oboing up and down the land J e[ . . Da:evta~ uki:ng oJ hoboe.s/' ha:S decided "too much free- ~m has n1a.de us goofy." ·Fifty .Yt¥tl:S old a11d a ho'bo sinee he \Vas 13, J eff rn:>w is helping Cincinnati 0~, cat"e for ''-'C:tnderers and . has put itl writing his own slant on th ings~ • Alt1(>ng his observations ~u·'e : • • - . . Advice t o Par-ents - ... . "lVIany a fathel' looks f<H' his boy or girl after dark.­when he should have· looked for them before it got dark~ Man.y fathe1·.s have shouted 'let the kid sow his wtld oats,' forgetbing that the boy n1ay turn out to be as b~d ·a farmer a,s the old xnan did~ uThe trouble \vith n1a:my fatnilies is that they expect­ed s;ociets7 to do Jnor·e for their children than they wou:lq do for then:t then1.selves . A socl\ on the ja:w is worth tnore than all the shocks o.E an electric chair, and many a J.;poilt boy h:·as landed in one. "It is cheapet· to g0 ill debt to hold the boy or girl at home than t0 wait nntH they al·e gone and t hen say • • yo.u weuld give the. \vot·ld to ha e them oa.ck again .... And to the girl ~: ~· )on"*t ~ma ~ll ~~ ou ~~ tU.ittror because ynu dont look rigftt Bx:nasl!t your habits_}) ' ~------~------~~. lt'.s ~imple at That • • ~.,itth~ Johnny, ~. ci . l>o~r in the Ct!>U u t1 y fOt' tb 111 st tim~, ~Sl\. ll GU\V b ing rD1itk'Q}. l No·w you know wJ1et·e the .Rtilk ,cOJ)J s 'fl<:>n1 rl011'~ you'!'' be' \as a~lu~d . '•St1l"el·· ho 1· J>l ~ed. ··Y~n gh·e the cow orn-..~ b.~eaJ­fa~ t food and w~t ~ ~ a-nd then tira1n th etankc(ts..:.'' • ' 6 THE LOG - - - -· -'---"---.-.=....-------- --~---._.._- -~-_..._.,........,......._ __ ..,..__.. _ .-_...,.---.,..._,,-....-~--=---·.-...--~ --- - \VOODY SMATHERS .1 ephew of L. J . Chambers THE CH.-\MPION S.A. VINGS AND LOAN A, OCIATION • Charnpion Savings, and Loan Association i"eads in .. ~,.. ... a~ follows; .. ection 1. After the payment of orga.ni~ation pen es, aU entrance fees, fines and transfer f s shall be known as reserve income, and shall be a dded Lo the t·eserve fund of the Association . Section 2. At the cJosc of each fiscal year, there shall be set apart as a re ~ erve fund 2 5~1c of tlle net earnings, \Yhich have accumulated during the fi ·cal yeat·. The foJlowiug ~ ta tements \Vi1l show t he net earnings of the Association for the year ending December 31, 1932 and disposition of same. Income from Ent1·ance Fees to 12-31-32 ... ~- -- --· - -- -$ 101. 50 Less: Organization Expenses: Registration of Charlel·- ----~-- ~--- - · ----- ---$ 3.00 Bond for Treasurer ·· ·------- ------- __ . ~----- · 20.00 Books of Account ·---·------·---·-- ·-----· ·--·--- 17 .. 35 40.35 Net Entrance Fees transferred to Rese1·ve Fund 61.15 Earnings Received on Interest to 12/ 31/ 32_________________ __ 36.71 Acc1·ued Interest on Loans to 12/ 31/ 32__________ 208.1 '1 Accrued Interest on Certificates of Deposit in Bank 12/ 31/ 32 ~~-·-- -- - ---- ------· ------ · 12.83 Total Earnings -·-·· ------------· __ ---~-- ---------·-- ~$·257. 71 Expense Salaries for Clerical Work ·--------···----$ Office Supplies ___ ...... __ ----··-·· _____ ···----·--· Postage ___________ ... ___ . __ . __ ----__ -·-------. _ -------· Check Tax __ · -·- -------- -·----~---- -- ·----· -· · - -----· 10.00 8.85 1.00 6.45 26.30 ~et Earnings __ --·-- ·- --- - --· ~· .. ··- ·--·---··--------$231.-11 Distribution of et Earnings: To Reserve Fund 25r --··--·----------·--· -- 57.85 To S urplu~ A/ C 75" -----~ ....... ···--·· .~---· 173.56 2Sl.41 The Association had on Decerrnber 31, 1932, In Reserv Fund ····'"·-·--·-·--··· ··----·--·- -------- -- ----- ~- $119.00 ln Surplus A/ C . ···---· ······- · - -------·-~---· .... -· ~--···---·--.. - 173.56 Total,. \Vhich is the Net Earnings to lJeeen11Jer 31. 1932 ... ···-~·- -~- -·· ·-·--- ·---------·· · 292.56 .According to Article 18, ection 4, ot the By ... Laws . the l~e$erve Fund shall be the pt·operty of the ~socia­Uon and shall be held to n1eet contingent losses, and no ~hare therein n1ay b~ clairned by any men1L r e cept upon dissolution. . It is difficult t<> ~stinl.ate this early in the opera · of our A$~iat.ion just what I'ate of dividends ca • THE LQG 7 -·- - -·· -- .............. ........ - -:.-.- . ~"' ~v~ . b · · ~ u c· ped ~n '~ to tiat : ;UH.l th-t~ :\ e a~ t11llption t",at ih.. s~;:oeinlio~~ wHl ~on- , to g,.·,_n,· ~l ,d pel"at.e suce fully it i.s ~af ~ to '- ~ \ l me th · t. 11 " l'( ~n · ugs ' ?J1J ualJl ,). it te pa· a ;tis ... ·. 'Ol'Y r · t oC di -i l:rl.S, an~ also ~t up iJ1e neeessary r\. ~ >i'Ve . · nn{l. ' ' h.i~h i~ ~uir d by t he h~~~taws,. ~ iJ~.:· iStll v . ummi te~. H .. ll. Pob e.r t on.. Jl'.. W. a 1 ~ t ,.... t" \; t."" \1. vN Tt 0_ \:. .:1.. • • rl' 1lHU) ·~ L ORP l1 J.J?; ~ E WE 1~ltUS'fn ''' ~ t 1u ha'E!. u~nahoutmrt tbat are fat ·; ~~·h ad d men and suclt a laep ot ,nigh t.~ ~~:\u, h , a Jean: -and hu~y look; J:'!HI. th:n . s t-oo much: such men are dangetous.'' • n~ n.).esgr souls go ~~i th pa.re bodies!- lt would ~ ~ '"O • .1. 1 ate not most villians iilliterature depicted a& t. ,_;in· men? OJ)sel ve the vlllians of Balzac, Dickens, Ru:go, .... cott1 · 1)i<J you e'r~r lte~ of a fat villian '? Neither ha ve we. The 1 t. man is toe oo1nplacent an~ eonteuted to h92ai' .. ]jc ease and peace of mind in devious schem- • • :n_ -at rnen fit the role of jester better than tha:t of d&"'1.>~rado. ln1agine, if you e.an~ what a ludicrous climax would have been eft~t-ed on Dante s grim pieture of t he in-=i!'llal 1egions if that emperol' t who sways the realm ~1 . S'CJrro~. had been instead 0-f ,a, horrili>le monster, a s 'rt of: G. K.. Cb.'Ssterton. Thus1 \vhile gaunt men s cheme and intrigue, fat men ~~t on tl e beuch dispensing wi8don1, npll()lwng the law -~·wrl d~monstrating the worthwhileness of life. ·sa, ~lH order t~ k.eep the world .s'ane and oomfoli~b.le let us iid it with nten ot adipose girth and. if it be neeessary, ..,(] aintaill Mture's equipoi~ct we11 add 1nake slen-d~ . &~ .can! Enlptee,. #1. ' • THE FIRST _t\UTOMOBJLE ACCIDENT ' • Do } . ou ~ <that it w;& an accid.ent that took the ... u.v.~n~bilQ Gff tne high wa . ., rnore than 1 00 y.eat~s 4g0 ana paL it o.n rails •t Jn l~t1il 1-ti,chard Tl;evithitk. an Englishman who has ~en caD~~ bt father ef fihe Jooornotive, wa$ spee<Hng a ong ea. h1gh "!lay at ten 1nile:s· an hour in a s~earn e3iF­riage of his o n cle ign: His power buggy g0ct out Qf e&nt ro1 and ripped s·everal pickets off a fence. . 1Jta t aceid ent set th..e d ev~lo vment ·of tile au tom oui J« t bacl< nearl~- a iiuncl~~d years.. Tr evithjek'.s in v~nt i()n ~ cuti i~red U,.u .dang tof,l . ., to run at Jarge on the aigt; ~ys :o it t ok to 1·ails and a p rivate. right of · ay. . ~ late as 896 ·England s till had a law whicf.li pro­h fbl .e<1 • :f po ert.~ v~hjcle tJ·v1n ~r~vel.iog faster t han four n~il . an hour on J utHe high ways. A.~ an addi­. sat:,guard t'h~ veh iele was pneeeded by ·a man v.... 1ng a red ffag. '!'. 'ro b~ a 11tt Jo uu.llicr wi h th . 1)811sirrg Gf each day., 1."o l eave bu t hapvy rnent()t ·es. as w~ go a.lrH g otH way, ']\> use posse ·ionB that are eurt-> 'in &ervice full and free, To oacrifiet th:~ t r ivial thing~ fo1· l~'ger goods to he, "' Tu gi e Love i.o lavjsh ways that frierid.ship true Jnk!Y live, To be les~ qujek to etiticwe, mot~c ready to forgive, To \.18e sueh talents a-s we have tha.t. h(:~ppineSfl ntay gJ!o·w, To take the bitt~r \ti.ih f..he sweet, assur-ed f tis }Je tte.r so.i To be quite fl'ee from self~intent whatev~.r the ta.sl{ we do, To heJp the \IOI'ld's faith strong-er growJ in ~u that's good a.nd true, Tp keep our faith in God and right po ·nHl.tter how thi:ag$ run, T<Q "vork and play and pray and trust until the j QUXne-y"' s don~, ~ God gra,n ~ to us the ~trengtb of hea.rt and motive and of will, ·~o do omr part and falter not, His purpose to fulfill. -First Presbyter ian Church llulleti n; Sa~;tta Monica, Cal. . The talent of suczcess is nothing n1ore thaR doing v.~hat you can do well, and doing \vetl whatever yotl do without a thought of fame. If it comes at all it will come J;>eoause it is deserved, not because it is sought afte1· ~ Longfellow. · Cork comes from trees. It is not a bark b.ut a fungus gro,wth, the l·emoval of which does no,t banu tl1e tree . As with ~ther p1·oducts, there is. an overproduction of t his eonunodity, one of t he pTjneipal sources of $Upply betng Portugal. 'l?o combat thi ~ over:prodtlct iou., the govarnment of t:hat count~y i·s threatening to inter ene and re~tric.t the .stripping· of tre to once every ten years, in.st ea;d of nine ye~I's as at p~~esen t. The other l~g't! Plt.Odttce.~ is Spain and they wiJl pr~l>ably follow the lead of Portugal in curtailing production . .. New Idea for Spooner .''he No~r what a re you . Lo~pping for 1 .fl r~ve ~~ t lUY bea'r ings . .. 'he ·V\'e11, at l~.ast Yl'l~f r o1·iginaL lost feUo· ~ JlbiL J''U ~ out.of gasoline. THE LOG ~ - ...,..._,__.;;:-'-__ ......., ________ ~;.;..._-~~---~----_.... __ ...._..._.__...._ __ --:.;.,. ----- \ ol. _ \"1 Publi.:.hed by ' The Champion Family ' as a Sy1nbol of the Co­operation 1d Good Fe1Jowship Existing at the PLant of ;fhe Chan1pion Fibre Comp nn y, Canton, North Car olina. G. ,,. . PHJ LLIPS . . . ................. .......................................... .... .. Editor REt:B.E.r B. ROBERTSON, JR. l > •••• •• •••••• ••••• Associate Editors R. ,Y. GRir~ FITH J REPORTERS DAis·r .B t; ru 'ETT -········ .. ······- -·······-····-·· .. -·········-······················· ···· ...... l'rl11in Office ).L ~-. BM~1LETT ............ ·-···········-·- ···-.--···-.... ···~···· ···--···-- ............. - .. - .... , ...................... ,...R. & A. P A lJ L 9 Y A T1" _____ .._. . ..... -··---·--··-·-·--·----,.·--···,.,... . --······--··--·---·· ...... -.oa...oo ..... .,. ... -..P-ower 0 .. F. GlL.LlS-- .. - ... ---···..-- ··---·-·----·-······-·--·--- ··--····-----····-,······.,··-·--··-E· B. Dept .. BlLL WHITING .... _ ....... - ......... - ............ - ·--·-·-·· .. ·---·~~·-- .VocaUoua! Education OJXJE St:TTLES -·-·-·······--~-·--·······-·-·-··--···--·---······Finlsbing Dept. W. B. BYRD _ -·---·-··--- --·-···---- --·····-·A•• .•S oda-SuJpb.ate L. I.. GATES -··--··--·-·-·····-·-··-·····-- ----··-··~·-··-····-············-···Laboratory ''"'Dl GESTKR ., - ··--·-.. · ........... - --··W······ ··-···-· ·~-···-·-· ···--··· ........ ,..,., ... -~ ... .,.·-··· .......... ---· SQJ-p.hJ te rr:=;;;.;..-;..;?.==il E 1IG1:AL re~trs ago a vreck jn t he N'ew· ·yorJ\ ~t bV\ ay killed a ::,.;;ore of people cUd inju-red n1o1·e than a } undred. ..~. n inv~ ... tig-ativn r e­ve: c-dtd tJut the .·.reck '"a- cau..,ed by a ~''i tch thtt had been e·r~Jes l~ repahed. Acc·crdi ug tv· n oif}ciaJ state­tnent, the rt:al c.;· t se \'\a~ ·"rrtan failur . " 'rhe n1e11 JJs.akiJ,g the r~pair::> failed to reahze th t! d·u1g:lr and t he grc.tve re~ 1 n..:ibili ty resii ••6 U}JO it "ltenL _,[Hn ha. i lv~ntecl flHI..CLiue l hat \ill do \ro rk thn h .. Li1r1 . tlf cauno do. t~I h; cunst1 ct~ ... d n1cC'lH1ni n1~ tLa1J ~.u·~ , bno t, hun1 .. n in aeti( 11, J u t he n ~'. .~ · \ HI I 0 abl; tv < · ign a l nach ir.t" that i · al ,.;<.Aut I~ 1 ··1 ..: 1 t3 t , Le- (at~""e :tan is n,t; ~· .... t. is huinalL th _·e fo r~ · u b r (l ··t tn ..r.ru ll ,·e. Jr "'' ~ r , t1 H e tlt u hl g~ eat f~ihu {; i C•:Jrn vil ·u J ln tl1e in "~"t · nttn. :1rFi of tnQ;· ~hin " . ], th ~l ay. .\ t d '~ flll jl.r1~,n ~11 t " JLtl :l! 1. J-l!ll ir cb ;a f1j( tlt .-· vf hi r Pl". rJna.l • · f, .. ,.. and 01 t in- th f. t JHd J his jl·(fg t 1 nt i b d. l i to ~ :n L1 • In the matter of safet.\' 1 every day should be J u rnen t day, and " ·e should u~e Jut · of jt, bee au ~t h ........ Ufe ancl JjnJb L~ oon1cthing '"~'' <:an not re "tore ' ben i. · d~stt·oyect Life and lin1b, the n1o ·t pr ec.itJU"' thing in the v.'Ol'ld, houJd not b~ 1·egarded ()ligh tly. £\.fe r:· preparation pv sihle bhou fd be 1nade to pr event acci­dent:: s, thus le~!>en the ~ uffering \·hich n1en and ~-.' ornen have to endure. "'Ian failure is the cause -of perhaps ninety-five per cent of a1J inj u rie . lia ve you b: r)oor· j udgn1ent, care­less acts, or bad s upe1·vi~ion caused ..:omeone to suffer or been injut·ed yout'seJf '? Ofttimes foremen, crew­leaders, and \vorlunen act \viti out thinking seriou --ly about the hnzar<.ls of the job tht!Y are required to do. No doubt n1ilhons of accidents could he prev ented and thousand~ of live~ saved ever.v. 'r ear if we u ed better j udgn1ent, if \Ve ·would th1nk before ve act, and ah "a} · do thi11g. the safe \Yay. We should be ready for emer­gencjes. We have to face them every day ; the1·e!ore, \'e should cult jvate the habit and thus be prepared for en1ergencie " ·hen ther a.rjse. Ren1e1uber, good judgment i necessary 1 and e ery d.ay should be ·'Judgment Day.'' MENT_:\L ATTITlJDE r-==:::::,;;~ 1-:IY-... I C I.~-\N'S tell u ~ thnt in ca s~· of ::;ickne~.5 ' het·e life and death are in the balance, oft- • tin1es it is the rnental attitude of t he patient that decide. the outcon1e. \Ve hav·e seen very ,jick patient .. \'ho, it 'een1ed, noLhing le;:,s than a supernatural }JD\2 er could restore to health and strength again. Ho\,-ever, it t11e patient \·as derern1inerl not to gi\ e up, uut to get t;: ll if po ·­:! blP. ~uite often the patient ~~~oveJ"ed. \Vhen a pa ­tient's n1ental attitude is 'v rong Clnd fai l ... to command ·til bis '-'' tlf-po""er to cotnbat the dLea e. the n1o ""t kill-d phy ·irian or urgeon can do very littlt! to sa\ e hinl. It is the Sl irit of ··1 ,~111 live,'' ot ''I don't cate•' that often deterndnes the result. The ~an 1e 1~ true in bu .. ine s, in Uie and eve1·:thing , .t> uud~tta.ke. ~lr:antal tlttitude pla • laxg·er part i11 our H\ es. than we pel·h~t•s realize. lt hax be n snid ··Jie \Vl\o n \oel' kno:\¥ \"\hen he is ti ked of t ~u \ins though the odds a1 e again t hirn." ()fttinH:•. \·e think the ··.F~tes·· are agnin_t u.s nnd \ve gi up without a st1·uggle . Likt\ the giant tret:: in the t )rta- ·t that eXtL\fld.: its roOt .. deeper and d~eJWt intO the earth ns the " ·ind press upon ity so should .· .. I . ~ h trivt: to plant our- feet naor~ securely and take ~taniJ ntol· fit nll} \ h )11 •bstacle~ block our path-w~,,.. .. • -T-HE LOt-; ---- 9- THE V IJtl E 01'"' TREES It i :s.Jitl \;i\ .t ~Lbout twenty .. thr~ billil1ll feet. of ·he it1 he,.; l'" uit l ., t t l, evc1·y ye·:u·. atlo that u1;;ee alJ.U fu (l~ d .,trov about two bHboll feet nJt>l ·~ . 1 n ad t tt n t3 the t '' eut~ -tiv ~ bilJioll f t used aud t e ... t~ ~ eJ \~ in .. ~ t:_· billions f feet a1·e (tUU duv .. n b ral'11tms flU Jef.1 t,> d . •4~ tn the Held, and us€.-d a tire d. Trec:s aYe 0 u· tUv~t \ ruuable products and eve.t y bush t .at oultlxunk .. \ ~tl u~1lle thnb~r should ue couser ed, n e ... cr t t'vn ~hou ld JJe encouraged. \ :re ar- wta that here :u~e nearly one hundred 1Uil- 4ioo sm~s f idle land in this counb·y. A lnrg·e portion of ~t should ~ · put to '' o1·k growing trees. 'd , :ou e er think of the great variety of things ' o i~ u ~ i0r ·? E very year. about five 1nillion trees a ·e e.\h ful' tt?:legrsph , telephone and electric light wil e polee.. Five hundred million fence posts are u ed. The ra i ~d use ~on1ething like one hundred and thirty nJiion 'h::~w ..ies each year. ~ver~' ~-ear enough ne"rsprint paper is made for a s rip a.s wid~ a a ~ily paper ·about .one h undred and eig:~ ~ -s.i .. · tuillion mHes long. Also millions of tons of '1ti: ., oond., ,,.,·;tting., tissue, board and many othe.r ~ rieties ot pap~x is made out of t1·ees fron1 the forest. Hou.se-·. fm:n.iture,. ~xes and perhaps hundl·ed.s or other rungs too nun1erous t.o n1ention, ai'e made out of 1' n1. er eside-- the things n1entioned above .. apples, peaches, O l"W&~~. gt-upe frui i, cocoa., maple syrup, rubber, tan­nic~ acjd u-sed for tanning leathet·, and many othe.r things are products of trees. Trees also enrich the oil d p1 e .rent erosion. Trees futllish shade foT the v ary haveler, beautify the landscape, and furnish f:oc:d ·for '''ild animals and fo·wl s. Yet, as '"e ride tti,_·ougn the counb·y or roam through the forest " e ~e thfi sands ot· trees cut dow"'ll and left to decay. 4~€11 do rrt eem to realize the value of trees, nor are th ~· . mterested in conservation of trees or reforesta- • t:ou, the country's rnost valua'ble asset: . ~uthing gr·~at wa. e er ach)eved without enthu­sihsrn~ Ralph Waldo Emet-son. Eeonot y t.~ i'r:equ ntly not,hing 'vhatever to do with tns amount 1f !ll.<.JJF\Y. beiilag- ·pent.. but with the w ia­dom ~ed in pending it.-~Heru·y l''ord. :...-;,_,..___..;,.._ __ , ___ ~· Evet . ~1 ea.l: of rray life J gl'oW n1ot·e couviuc~d hat it · ~ \Wis:e t and b~st to fix one's attention on the bEmuti- 1 and th~ good, arK! dwell as little as JlO!S&ible on th·~ and fafse... CeciL 'I'Hft~ l'HIR't · HOltlt WOltK fULb rrlH.> J Ht n O\• ht'fOl" s cnOJJI (;. 1 lhniti11g' WIJJ king hours to !10 a w el· n;o: far c.l it CC4l'l 1.>~ done, i ~ ('.dl ·igl1t iu its nill\ tQ l'H'O~ i<l(' n '\ol'l ' job~~ n1' t e \'ages, und more bn ~inc: . ~- but it 1 • dt'v&loplng qu c>.~Uous t h!lt 11eed clo!')e Btudy. ~~tting go hou r~ as a (naxinlUlH \vork v;e~k on a ll good.;:; 'l1 tcril g intt' j n l "t'~tale c t)Ou"llel ce i~ c:e1·tai1) to put more person~ to '" ltk. . · o fa t~ I so good Bttt thet) lhe ma lLt·r of \ages enler., i nio it. J f pn:~en l total lauvr co~ts nre not increased, but nH:~re.b d t. tribut ~ad more thinl:v ovc1· a wider range of ' vorkel'S, it ~ .ev i d~nt that the bUy-ing l)O,Vel' Of the nation "ill not b increased. If. on i.hf' otht:Y hnnd, a n1initn un1 \Ye:tge 1·iuer is at­t:: ic1teu to the 30-hour bill, the cn1ployment of nHir~ wurker" at ihe an1e wage l)it,id now is certain to in-· crease tuial laLo1· cost t; so mateda11y that roanufacLur ­ea. ·s \vill have to pa s then1 on to the pubtic in the forrn of increased prjces for then· product. ~7hen a rnanufact urer is cornpelled to take this step he ·nL~Y as well ~lose down his factol'y. Why'? Because he \'Vill not be able to cornpete in Pl'ices with finns mak­ing the same goods but not doing an interstate busi­ness, therefoxe outside the regulations of the 30 honr Gn· the minimum wage Jaw. The United States govermnent can not regulate wages and wo1·king hours for all Americans. This is a right re erved to the states. The federal governn1enL must approach the n1atter indirectly. This congress is now atten1pting by ihe roundabout method of regulat­ing conditions gove:rning the n1annfactuJ'e of g~ods en­tering into interstate conlnlerce. The proposed bill give-· a ll finns ·whose goods al"e c0nsun1ed at or near the place of roanufaetttre a tre­rnendous advantage over those who must ship theh· products from one state to another. Cong1·es .. should give the proposed 30-houl' a week work la:w very serious consideration. Designed adnlit­ledly for the benefit of the \Workers, the ~chen1e has in it 111any pos ibilities of harrn to then1. Grit . Every husband and fathel' should put son1ething tnore away for a rainy day than an umbrella. ··--~~---·~~--- 'l'eachbr (showjn.g- pupil a pjclu1·e o.f a deer) r o,, ... 'l\)n1H1:), ~u1·e-ly you know \Vh at that pichn· repre ents. What doe. yout n-1oU1~1· S.Onit\tinte~ call ~ 'OtU' father·? Put il I l<nov., but ih is pictu a·e dvesn' t look lll"e a • }Jlg'. Attllur: ··I think ~be' :-; ru· 1 1·etl . s he can lJ~_, . J an: "l\lt;st girlg a.~. " • THE LOG • \ . n 131 bl '-\. uhln 't nnd r ~t · nd · , er1uan if h utt h ' o1 d .. ~ chert'it '', 'l 1, r n hnl[trl if he n1 JJ tion d •· ~ utitt~_. . r .., P~ 1.11 "h if ht~ s..'lid " ·egu.ridad '. ) '· l.du~ h 't 'llr i ,..n ranct; ,,.e didn't kno\' · th ~t' furrin " ' r d " until '"e lnvkcd tbt'!ll up ~ fc' · n1 inu tR · ag~ ~ ~met n '' it can 1> told the>· l corr~~I t'nd il1 n1eauing o ur good old Bnglish \vonl ~,-\.. · ET ·.. -~n , 1 )·3J' Ue , <.)f ho'A the wotld is spelletl o ll on unt d in any lnnguag-e the wide '"'odd over1 it n1 lf' the · n1c thil1g and brings the an1e r e'\vards to th e ' ho ke p it a.hva J's in mind .. T11e pani~h t eaking \vorkn1an. in Madrid or lVlexico Cit~ or Ha ana goes about his da iJy \Vor l< wjth the _._lt? gt od rea ons to p-ractice ''seguridad pritnero"­.~.. e ~ fu"' t · 've ' vho \vork in Alabama's st eel mills. The French steeln1aker' \Vife no doubt reminds her .A.lphon j u t as your good won1an cautions you to can ~7 on his job \vith eye, ear and mind alert to .. securitie.'' Br the war, Vt~e rath er like that French word­.. ecuritie"; 1t i spelled so nearly like our word s ecu- 1--ity that we can easily remember its translation. Then, safety and seciD'ity be-come more closely related in our thinking; \~e t hink of one '\Vhen \ Ve think of the oLher. Safety-Security. Security-Safety. Safety for ourselves .. secur ity for our loved ones. Doubtles. the Greeks have a \Vord for it, too; and the chances are that Scandina vians haven't omitted it f rom their vocabulal'y. Th is type~vriter, however, balks when it comes to \Vriting such languages, so don't ask us to give you their vvords meaning Safety. The Lhjng to l~emember is t hat you a.nd me, as "ve promote the cause of Safety for ourselves and others, &.re t~kin g part in a movetnent that is world-wide, and that we are enjoying every day the direct per sonal Lenefits of ., ·ichereits'', ' :o~ccuriti e,:', ''segtu·idad"~ S}\FETY !--<;ulf teet :Y~J . t.~ .. l tS he IJfJ. ; in! Jl1~(1ud "a.t ·r- Yf·.-,, he':; a. 1•· .. p UI:J t ·ti s in hi::. ct·ib. ~ ·Aft yc,u <1. doctor'?' til ~~ S \ f.• !t •Jllng tldug c.t ·kAd () tt e voutJ ;11, t he . c)n • CvuHt ·t • • - "'it -9! w !! a 4 ... .,. ui& "" I ~oyF .... 1,v, but H'H lJ tr.tt ;;t \Vtt .. , . f dr4) j tu-st tu 1 1 ;J a -.;n. }Jad- Ye , but h( r yt~u' H Jl uiJubJ . .v r} U\V II p i nd t:a ll 'Pe.aeh ·1 ) ) o n ' t ·,1t,u l<ltl,w ~ hat \Vt idngt , . ~ lt! \' •t· told Jle ~ Hoy- -No, n .t'aru ; f ,uJy ltec:u d Jt. L\' I~ E M T.F;RJ L T "ED D Kl (, 0 ?l'H 0 P:Rit, 1933 rfhe total anHJUI t of ~aJvage materlaf u~d ilur"llg t he n1 .1nth t>f • prj} ctnHJUnt -J t<~ . 2.4 7.{J4J. and ~as div• ted a · foJlov1.: : \~~e ll · ~ . . _ . . ... . _ _ ~6 - 7 s- .... ~ .... - ... · ·--~~--·- -- -.- ·~ .:> •• 1 Ii ld ~ l>rttrnl .. ____ _ _ __ ..,. .... ~. -----~·-·· ···------- _ ........... _ .)22 .. 3!3 H. iVL S :otnney ... . . .... . .. ··~· . -··------.. ~J-- ---------... 28:6.74 J( S1nather~ ·-- ... ______ ····-····- ·--~--- ----·----· ·-· 22'7.3:' Bun Fi sh el~ .. .... .. ·-· ........ ..... . .,........ __ ~ ...... - .. _ ..... _ 160.38 'r. Allen ··- -- ..... -------·------· --~--· -·-·· ··-·-· ...... __ .. 102.94 lVIac Stam~y -----·····- --·--- ,.. --·-···-·---------- -··-····· ~ 98.~2 G1·over Smit h ······----·-- --~ .. ·------·-· .... ···-· -·---· .. --- .... _ .. 88.09 Hal·grove -~~-- -·- ···,.·-- -·--·--·~-- · -· ----------·~---~--- ··---- -··- 72.79 Gas! An oldtime gas n1ake1· died and \~;ent to heaven. flie r eceiving angel asked if he ~· ou ld like an .. rt~hing i paJ­ticular . l(Yes," said the gas maker, ·'J ah•.,.a .rs liked ehoir '~ Get n1e 10,000 sopranos, 10,000 alto"' and 10,0 J tenors." "But," returned the angel, ''don't you " ant s me basses?" "No,"' said the gas makel·, '·rlJ sing ba .. . '' Beneficial Change of Scene-His left thurnb, ~·h ·ch \vas shot a\vay·, is doing nicely. Selfishness is the greatest c ur~e of the hUIIlc~n raee. -Gladstone. Little Jimmie ~ ay, 1\Iother , ho'v much ru11 I orth ·. l\fotl1er "Vhy you'I'e \"Orth a nullion dolt l ~ to nte. Jimnue. Little Jin1n1ie Can·t you ndvauce n1e a din1e on it. 1\'Iother ? Smift' Ray, Old Fello' . \vhat nu\k s Y' u o ..:~kinn~" ·! Bjones ·1 \YOt T y. 'n1iiT \Th at do you ''t'OrJ"~l abou t•? Rjone · About getliug o s kinn ) . ----~~~---·~~ A vi sion "ith( ut .a tasl xnake a 'iisit~ wi thout vi ~ itHl n•· k e~ a drudge.- Mullen . .-. -~~-~-------~-- "• . ta k H 1 vt1, hol .. }) •tot·e e w ,re n1arried ) ou aid ~ ou'd go to tho t'' ntl o f th \·c. rld 0 11 n1y account.'' HY v:-4, ntul th way l fet:.] I b lieve 1'11 do i"tl ' \~t) UllJl' l\1nu-- -I ~hould lik~ tu u.sl\ .rou1· a dva'~!, "i , a!-\ to whcth r l uu think your daughtet~ \·()uh.l xnuk~ na ~ l uitaiJl c~ wife. LaY.'Yt r ~ No., I duu't think he would. T u d ,Jla pl ast'~ • • L . R. and LOl.:lSE T~·: d~u '~'lit~ nt .Mt-. And Mrs. R.. S:1 · '\'fndey · • AI_"· OFFICE NO·TES !his... Burn·ette ·, ·e hesitate to l"emark on :;1 sub­jec~ .Sf, ·nfu!.iteljr great as '11\lother's J-ay · b~t \1e want to pause and g. v.~ t hanks for. ow· mot11,ers~ not just on the b&li.day we l"ecently cel-ebm~ but three hundred and ~- .... ·-fi "e d~yb out of each year -Melnt}'l-e ga e us . th~ ia;Ugh ef the mon \-·hen he wondeted why the )anit.oYs wife did n'Ot have a sense o1 h umo?. The auditors we h.ave \Vi th u~ al­ ·ays ~hat is ah "a)'S ever~· Ma"_ ­i! \'n; l-ino i9 what we mean.. Tl'lese ar -partiert larJ:; nice.. They don,.t rem k about tbe nice odors aroand the plantJ the sm~ llli~Bs ·G·f the ivwn nv-r the trookedness of th~ ~ vad.s. Th~r are, however, a u.~ap.­t: le to ~unbu1· n. \"VeU the long antt t! ~ e short Bb "'ell as the ntid­dles~ zed of it L ~hat we wiH .be.glad tv g~i the .ame qnes bJWk lLex:t year. o y~u don't eat tbem {. -. \.udttr to ~:; .u. .r 'ne, .a;djustt and · rt~f. ·. · a(i£~1unts. ·AuditoJ\ one ~ll() ~udit"S ·ccuunt .... } oocording to !i, We ~tel't Mr. K F \lent lt~ moved to Lake · •n$lu~k~ fOT the, ~umm~r. r .uw me of the- poy.s hagged a<t1d . hinted. and hinted and berretl until .... it ~ •ert'' that 1<. F. much i\~inet · hi::; wi l! ht:ul to"let CA1~1X~Ll • ingleton, \V Hll~ Kirkp-ntt·ick an<l ma C on go peud ·he day with hiln. ~ic1·~- • tl~ ing 'va. · ltjvel unt il t1H~ boys~ q.. et·contc by hospitality \V>a- n ted to r.ec\ptoe.aLe and th-ought a fe'v ~IJice ~ o.,g and games would get the ' id'Ua a.cl'O ·. Th y say Ed n1i. ed the ou~·s and '\Tillis ntixed the ga;tnes. \'e \V.Onder who n1i ·ed fhe dtink& \Vhen coUJ:.a:ge bl;lter-s a bit and we r~l :S0111e\vhat doubtful about ~he brightness of the future we ha e but to glance up at t he two gallant knights and their chargers that fai th:fttl'Jy guaril the ne'\v addi­tion. Thei1· very attitude is a chal­lenge. W,e · eru.mot . look -at tben1 . . ,y j thout a .feeli11g o~ aavancin~ They ~tie eve):. 1·e~rdy , to ·ta.Jte a step for\Yatd.. They hav-e 'b~e~ ~ery 0 \;night these· past few '~eceks.. A-r - rnour sl1i.I1ing. and ho..rses groomed {as a friend o{ long standmg re­marked .;the h:oss~ na:ve been cur­ried.') We hope they are going to s·w·eep on to n1any victories. lsal!>elle S.m:it.h seeras very happy these days# We. w911der if the sun­burned husband's· return fron\ Florida could h.a v:e. anything to do with i~ 1-tOur R-euben, Jr." has taken on a ne'v and di.gni11ed title: Ret.1ben Robet1.s on, J·r·. Asst. Genl. l\1anager. . Coagra tulatiQllS! • SU·LPHITE DIGBS1'INGS By <·Digester,1 The ,.,"\tlJ}h ite Aiill welcon.1ed boor baek l~t .month \Vi bout" any ser­ious C(t.;:nulti ~s. Tom .Gu. was ont ~ick t<iJl" a C-ew flays after th big ev~nt, but llas ret.urraed t~o the job and is fe Hng fine JWW, !\1. ~l. Warren did rtot fare ~o wen and j . still out. 1 s tlre uilu" .in his case, though. . e. 1'. l•radv . is till out with the • • 1 Jnun1~) 1JUt we ho]r(e to ~t:e him back soot GJ .. 1{. Everluu1. h:a~ "?.turne~1 to wor.'k afla1· a· siel\llCt-tS of sevetal days. "Che fo!lowing roen1b ·rs of tl1e 0 ~uiplrlite NlHl and V\1ood tu)Qlll &t-te ·nded the Stag dinner givon by the Fm·emen·s Club and the Ameri­ean Pulp and P:-.rpct .Mjlt uperin­t end e 11 t 's. Association. at the Gecn·ge Vanderbilt Holel on lay 12th: R. J. Sprang, T. P. 0\ven. \V. V. Ive ter) D. K. Everhart-. and J. n. Seehxest.. They report that they had a fine tin1e and heard some intel~esting speeches. SODA MILL NOTES By V\' . B. Byrd Once upon a time a man in the o~a, S ulpliate D~pa.rtm ent became ill In faet ·he wa:s so sick that he failed to 1report for his daily occu­pation for two w-eeks. "While out sick l'te began to tudy over the dispositiop of his trea.sures on earth, and decided to n1ake his last ·will and testament. A:fter ca.Uing in his la wy·er, and disposing of his ~vorJrl1y- .belongings, according to the dictates of his O\Vn conscience, his wife returned lrome n'am a visit to her .:people, and he suddenly be­came bette1;. It was decided by n1ost of the hoys in the mill tbat he \Vas just lonely and that heart sickness· was his 011ly trouble. He is vet·y well prepared for th~ next ease of this kind, for he has purchased a little laznb, and e-ve1 .. - where he goes y(}u always· see the lamb fo1lqwing. A.sid~ f t-on1 t.he consolati.Oll that he ge-ts l f OIU the hun1ble) Synlt)athetic little inno­cent lamb, l1e figtu· on going into the ·wool bu$in " 'Vhieh. i n the upward mo¥ no-w. Ife lias quota .. tioll$ f 1tt>n1 all the \YOOl indu ~tri.es of the eountry. Luck to ~.·ou, Mr. C._ ~{. Ha ;kin , nnd mt\Y J. our bus:i ... ness prospel· and we hQpe t11at all yeu.:r blue day.. "'ill l:>e ttll"ned into day-$ -of ' unah me no . • 1 THE LOG il:l Leona 'Vi11iams' Sunday School Cla.~ 1\-lount Zion Churc~ who were largely responsi bl~ for t he succe of the -atothe r•s Day Program at that Church" May 14. FI 1ISHU G ROOM NEWS Dixie Suttles VANCE CODY A wedding of interest to a larg·e gToup of friends took place on Sat­urday, Apri1 29th at Clayton, Ga. when ~liss Nell Cody became the bride of ~ir. David B. Vance. The bride is the attractive daughter of 1\1r. and ~1:r.s . Zeb Cody. he is a graduate of the Canton High School and is now em­ployed at the Amet.. ican Enka Cor­poration. 11r. Vance jb the son of Mr. and Mr~~- .. Joe Vance and is employed as a tiet in the 4 jnishing D partment ~lltere he io vel·y popular arnong his CfJ-v. orke:r ~. r1'JJe iinishing j) /t congratu­Jate.-;> them aud h(.1IJC~ many haJJPY y~ears are t1head for theTJL TJlJUJJ' uu t, gj rl l-th <!} j I~ l b~(;ht~Jots in th c J-. i n:i · h irl I JP.part­nH .. 1 t al~e y·f,In~ fa .t. l~~v hn ~Jf.HJJ·• \as H 1Ju oic·l • lt s t f o ~' bo u t. t W' \>\ ·'k · f. h i month.. M ~ r~~aJ t F'Ul'r ..,s; v~ orJ ~ )d in t JH.! Shippiug (Jfri · unt il l:!vtl, 11 retul ·Jl( (1. J(ub.v JJa y ~. . ~. c~tll c<i tt-~ l ~uuiJ ... b: n, Oldo iut· a tr v da. 7B ou a<· "()U nt ( t I tl A ill ne I I r ll "'r co i .. t e , .. l\1r. and J\1rs. Lester Fore have announced the aiTival of a son on lVIay 5th. Mrs. Fore will be 1·e­n1eJnbe1~ ed as Mamie Hyatt who worked at the sample table. Everybody is glad to see Lottie Stamey, who has been out sick for seve1·ai monthstl able to be on the job again. Leta Fiamby no\v makes a third on the san1ple table and, of course. \-ve had it all figured out that Joe Coleman was going to get n1arried and leave us. Well, maybe 've ru·e not such good guessers at that but \Ve still beJieve there \Vas a 'ved­ding. Lelia Cook of the SaJ11 ple Off ice \vas out ·ick for a \Veek or so but is again wol'king. ~ 'TE M PL1 NT NOTE, I :y 1 au1 IIyatt Ji .. v<·l' · Juan ht Ou· Po\t'r D purt­u ..... nt WHS adrf ·1H·d to h ,u· ol tht' rl · th c)f ~ t:. Loyd l'l•no. ~1 r~. I{ ·no \.rt. •1 t J~·t t .. J HI at 'l'h · Ha) ­\ Voud OIHitv Uos pi tn I' nnd 'W' t' t lto ' l C h \' 4\. dotng nict."ly, auJ i 11. t r l•out~ 1t ·atl.v to con1 • h t nn'-\ uu t .h .. ~ aJ ·a. hh>od elot t \·h ich th • rloc .. tu.-·. \1t'l" unuul \ to dissol Vt• or J·e­We ure told that rou ul·f' • apt to have u}t)Od ClrJtl:" in a~­two percent. of miz1o.. o Je a t ion. Loyd and his £amlly hav the dePpest sympath .. r of evet·y man j u the .Po\ver lJepai ~ro nt. J\ill'~ and Mrs. H. K. Gi1 ~ath an· lHJunce the arrival of a .n ·ce nine pound bt,y-, Joel Robert. I.~oth l\frs. ( .. Hreath. and son ~te doing niceJy. ~lr. J. Charlie Ryder has gone to Coal Creel<, 'Tenne'3 ee this \·eek to attend to company bu ··J.ne~~. He is expected Lack in three or fuur day . The Po,ver Department, as e v el~y one kno\VSJ is al .. "ays looking up, looking for ways to make irnpi·ove­ment. And it seem6 like \''e a:re looking up politically just no·w. : you know we have a ver.v, able -~- derman in the person of Jr. Gb de R. Hoey, Jr .. and a more able build­ing inspector in the person of Mr. Glenn Ro·w·eH, but the trouble right no\v- is that these tv:o gentlen1en are l-ooking up too much. We hope the noveltY- of the thing soon 'vears off so they can get back to earth and be able to ... peak to an o-rdinary person. The \Vl·iter could possibly think up some other truth to put in 1:11e Log, but far the fact that he is taking Ed'''in and F1ed t'lck t1out fishing this afternoon. Of course he doesn't care anything about g - ing hin1self, but · j u t going along· to take the bov and tt tr to catch ~ ~ ·orne trout f .r ~f1 ... llyatt., vho is recovering nicel · fron1 an ppen­diciti~ ope1·ation. Friend: h\Vhat did vou do " hen • you found out ) our hu band \Yas lt'ading a double life . " \Vi fe: ·'Oh, I red uble<i: ·· F'j fty ) ear~ of h app,' nta.rri d I if _! l-lo\' ha.v Yuu nl:.u1a ~d it '? 't • '·'vv ·ll, for one U1ing ::~on , l'vc . 1- w;ty:$ adn1itted 1 wn~ \TOng.,. nurbnnk diNt to~l .. oon. lf h-e could onl ' have dou sonu~thin nunut a 8tring l s ukulele . • ___,_ ___ '')~\;.gh~'' ~t.R 1er . ._) l€ lf C':wt ~,·s t .. t· ,, t. de !ets ! . u ~t aut<~roohH s) :tee(\rdin~ ttJ Ye[ (' 'r ~- h ~ "' been '(' '"barJ hitq hv th' d ire si 11. \ e llllder. i and th ~t ( R~·onEt · 'ho is h1 i hp n1~r et tot a "'f1 ·st e1:1 ... s-" u~t~d es ~ rni -~'ht he bl~ to get ::t gO(\d ba t:f lll ~~~ · .. a '"h f)rom .NJt:_ ~tan't e)·. "' Iri ·~ ld pf ··:a ~,lgle·~ · · wa~ telling • us. th. t Mr. .. troner toJdl. h i:ttli that he veecled ~ash and w~ -- fort'ed to sen. in fact, he st~ted that he had foor first clas~ ea.r"' r ep.res:enring an in e,~iment of sixty dollar s, a-rt a e1 age of fifteen d")llars ~q,e h , ~~hich :'l W(\uld sell at ~ sac:rj floe. !\ an e'li-denee of the fact that •· tlf'1e'' is in need of cash to ca.rry :On .,j$ busiues"'. ·e were told thai ••. I.Y~- Sna±ners nfYered hin1 a. car ·:for ten dullarsJ and after a C<kteful inspection cf the car, · Bug1e'1 d-e­. c~d«d to take it. ·fl\Ir . }... rnatnevs,·' 5-a.Jd he, ''\V"hat a.re .sour terms ?" 1~le rug.-gest a dollar rlown: one dol­lar · a ~·ear for ni:ne ) ears '\Vi t hou t interest. · S6M:E DRIVER Judg-e : ¥.~at's tite charge a.g4mst thi$ iad. ·, officer ? OFicer: An' on . TDl}r H<>nor, L "!1lling up the road. rhe CGtfer~ '·'J hey·'re all afraid tG 1!lay rne. ~/hat do 'OU think my • I ~A< . ?H> lit ~uMC"' ti IS The c;·.rl: HG)h) I don't know. It mig.;\ lie . OtrJ· fc:.ce, or pe.rha'{is, it's j !Jt.L :;'t.mr. genert-tl appear ance.·'' .... . "n e · · r .11 lie: ... - ~~r id "ou t~t~ Y' J\H' f alr~r ~~ h .f)'i.te "·e were engaged?) ' ~' ? 1 )/.• ~ , ':,:b. , . ; · · hat rlid h~ N~r,ly '!., R~· : ''J'n uot _ ~urft \Ybether he plie'd ·or wh ·t her t he hne was bl' hghta ing." • __ __,.. • \~'h t'll th <~ Snu t h_e:~~s lct· n Di.vish~n of the 1 ~p •· '\£lcl Pulp 1\!ill . ' ttJJ t·­j u t!~ud onts ... ssx:! iatien COT'lVen din ~~~h \rill " t ecen ly , .fol1n Mitoe and Alec ;Garden . {)wo S cotchrn :n, at.­tend ·cd th <~ opening t~u eet1 n g. At ­riving il1 .Ash~v i·ll <~ ··evt:ntl hotu·s l'lef ore the n1eet ing was c.aHed to oarder, aod witb nothing to do ht1l loaf a1·ound the $treets, t he.v t houg'ht it would be a .flue t.hing· to get a taxi and JbQ'k 1tl1:e town over. But a taxi eost mon~y ~1.nd as it is ~aiu~ t the t~riJ1C:ilJle of a Scotch­man to spend money if t here is any way lo g·ei. \7\rb:at he '~a11 ts ~ithotl t it. they Sttid stu·ely 1ve can devise some seheme whe.re bv we • can see t b,e to~:n without payjng for it. The· :floUo~rihg ·war ked: They visited an automcrbile deal­er and ~d, ,lWe axe think_ing of puxcha~ing a eru-; 1:1nd are favol~abl y impressed · i th t h.e pa.~-ti·cu lar make vou are handlihJg .. ,. So~ after look­ing the car over,, getting p1~iees a.nrl terms1 they t hought t hey would 11ke to "try the ~ar ·out. But, after sever al ho·urs ~"id e thl'ough the town and when th~v Jaad been re ... • turDed to the h~tei W;he e the\' • weJ·e .. stopping_, lh ey told t he auto fleale-r tha~ t l);f!) w ulf:l think the ma.tter o;v.~ r and Jet hittn kno"' their decision the- folJowing mol'ning. Teacher : ('Wl'lat is ineant 'by 'shining raiment'?,, \;villie: uA blue serge suit." We want to thank our friends ;fc~r their ldnd words oC rmpaths ln o.tw hour oJ grie:C. (J'h e:e k i:nd ~o1·ds } ~(tve meant n1ore t)lan w~ ean ~¥ >ress. · ,D, F. l·J arris, Jr. and J~'amil v. ' 1 wi. h to thank n· ~· f~iends a-1\d ft .. IJ~w WQ.rk ~•·s fwr- th~ n1atty a.et: (Jf lcincll1. s and .,yJ~lpJlth ~' s!fo,vn <'lut ing t he ~ckuess ru1n death Qf nl}"' belov~tl br-nth~r. Also :for the IJeautifQ I flora.) designs. l!~ nn eJ.t P·res. l~y. • • - ,. -- 13 MRf<. R ~1 0 _ M r~. ( ~vrd l ~e n o fl jed in lhe HaY­ ·wood C tu'lty flo .. pi tal, S~tt u~-da}~ 1 :fila.~ l SUL Mrs. l ~.en o ha ti been in poot'" health f ot sotne time. We cxt~nd le Mr. Ren<) our d eepe~t synl p~tth y in .bis bet·~..avement. -·--------------- f-t. L. M()RG· N ' I~ uf us l\1ot'tg"an passed a'\"ay at his hon te Wednesday mol:oning, l\ l)ril 26th , after several months ill n~ss. :&l r _. MtWgRn \vas an old employee. having heetl in the etnploy of The Champion Fibre Gon1piu1y for twen tr-one year s. J{e was a most faithful ~1~1 ployee and a s.plendid worker ,. • CARD OF THANKS We w1sh to lhank our many frietlds for the s.vn1IJB.th ~r a nd kind- . ' ness shown us jn our r·eeent be-reaven1ent ; also for the beautiful floral offerings. EspeciaJly do we thank the Steam Plant f or t he flo'"rei·s contributed by then'l. C. L. Reno and Fan1i.Jv . ~ R. & A. NOTES By l\1. V . .BPamlett The elec-tion js over. Our young polit ician{i) numerous tho t.hey . ' were, '~'hose prognostications and ha1·a:ngues kept us ent lu·alJed and <?apti.vated by t heir outbur ts of . orator inte,mrdngled v.rith facts and n.1i~facts, have stepped into t he ba ckg-r ound and \ve 'See ·them no .nllOl'e', Of eourse vve &ti ll hear ile~: P ttr r ess give his daily l'ee.tnre a tl Franklin. D. and h is inftaiion, hoiHl$ and reltef p:rogr a nt, but th us~ of us ~ ho ltno''~ \V'itey j ust ta~k c it f o1· gr&Nted, look al ol;lr rard. , Litl six and go ... et. Of CD\n· e e " 'ere alt vet·. Tnttdl . cti, R)JJ»>lntei{ \Vh )1l J ack J¥1a-. r 'lith ... d:re\1\ 1t'ort1 the race fo • pdli(!t j tldge. ~(~n1 of Jnck's cl0s~st friend 1$a:\f that J~f·R withdre in f:.tv ~of • 1 • SONNY BOY Son oC Irs. Bonnie Chandler the people '\'hile others say that he ha ~ future politjcal aspirations in vie9;. But, qu i en. sabe? With the advent of the politi­cians there steps into the limelight of the change room another group "~hich is composed of the criterions and t·eferees of our great national sport ba!,eba1L This gr·oup is com­posed chiefly of Mack Harkjns, Jake Sma.theros, Cephus Jones and C; u.v i\1cCracken. As these fou1· l 1~Ye never lJeen knov1n to agr e on a11 e "OJ', hit or any oth .. r fea.lur of ba se:hall, thP re de can ~asil v • in 1a!!in ~ vvhat the rP~t of us hav ~ to ~ndu e .. BeJj ... ve it o)· not. • ' ntol~"v Stan- • fo1d h;J. j p •u ·ch~1 1:,.sd a gJ·r .v ntul . l t i ~ qtnte ~ que ~1.ic)n a · t(J wfu~ th r th gJ t-t QtJ] (,,., i ~ th nHJl/ ~~ ~ tu al tJnt, or whcthQl t.his haft lJ .. •"H IJC · l!iU i 1 ... d by a~' e. A ur \Vay i t a ,(,rl tn u J,.~ Ol' ;: t lea t p .. ,-,~y Ct til r-l• ·a :ud th t h(· knf·v-· the fi'Hl l •h ·n i1 \-va thh·ty--flv • j ~ars nld and he d ._. clnres it 'Na ~ (t g< u~d '' uJe )t n .. H H. }fuH.: nd w ho h:l l )Pt .. Jl ill '-\ iih p/l(·tnn nul 1 t1r • is inl pJ·o,·ing rapidl.v and \Ve hope t ~ee hitn on tl e job so011. ~'e · r g lad to l~e pCtrt t hat Dol~o. t hy the lit Jc dnugh ter of F. A. 'F'i~hcr ~~/ hn has had an attack of pneunlon i~l is better . D. 'A'. J,obinsnn I as r eturned hon1e fron1 the U. ~. \ 1 eterans h0s­pital at. Otecn. N. C. wh e,re he has been takiug a treatn1ent for sev­eral \veeks, a a resul t of the recur­rence of injuries received in France during the Wot~Id Wa1·. Born to Mr. and Mrs. I. D. Clark in the Norburn Hospital in Ashe­ville a fine bab. girl, Mary Joe, Both mother and child are getting along fine. Vve are g lad to see A. L. Ford's smi-ling face on the job again after his victorious fight against the dreaded disease pneumonia. R. L. Morgan who had been sick for several '"'eeks died at his hon1e on Smathers I-Iill, April 28. He had served The Champion Fibre Company for twenty-one yea.rs. and during all this time he had been a l.o) a l and efficient worker. · He is survived b) his \Vidow and five 'Children. We tender the fam­ily our deepest sympathy. OUR SICK ~lr ~ . N. Henson, 'vho \vas oper­ated on at The Haywood County I-Iospilal r~ently , according to re­ports is ge-tting n1ong fine. J\1rR. (;·rover ~mith is in The o r b u r n Ilospital 1·ecuperating fron1 an OJ eratjon \Vhich sh e re­Cf ·n tly under,vent. l\1 n~. 1. J >. Clark ha. return :\d f1 t m th hns pital \'ith a f\n bnb~ .. 1nrl. Vv a~<.) glnd to know that \Jr ... Clarl\ ann dtlnght ~r a•· iloiug · fin , 1i J .uc.,.\' . 1n:tll1t"\l"~. ' ho unch~t·· ., t·nt itr1 nl, 1 nJt iun n ·<'f•ntl.v nt "rhe o tl tu·n llt)-fipilul hn. t'Pl1u·n<'ct l•ntr f) ntuch in~plOV ~l. Tr . . Cl. (). Hu ·.Pll \'a~ on the •.. J I' li. t for a ft •\V du. r ~, hut h<l. re. . t U l I u;'td to \ o ,. k . CharJje Tay1or, t ·ho h~ . uffering fr'JTrl empr em; for om ti tr:Je is : tiH confint!d to hi· bed. l~.,arl Fla.H, who ha. · been ick for ·~everaJ n1onth suffe1'1ng from a eomp1ieat1on of di ea~ i jmprov- • ng. R. . . I ennett. s uffrring from nl .' 'ocarililis. foUo"·ing an attack of the flu, i~ sJo\.vJ recovering. J. S. Scott, who has been laid up \vlth an attack of pn-eumonia, i..., ~ l o,vl.' improving. R. L. Bro,~;n has been out from "\:ork fol" some time on account of iH health. M. J. • Ingram, 'Yho underwent a slight operation recently·, j able to return to \Vork. R. H. Holland is in1proving after a protracted illness. \-e hope that he "ill soon be able to return t.Q his duties. David Hall has returned from the hospital after undergoing an operation. Y..1e understand that BrY- ant mith. ,-vho ha been on the ""ic.K list fo1· some titne is iroprovingw I\:. E. Inn1ru1 is improving s]o,,·h· from an attack of heart trouble. C. R. Lunsford, \vho h.a been ~iek for several months iR perhap improving s lo"·l ,\~. John~on Sn1ith hRs returned fron1 th HnY"'. od ount~" Hospi · tal h er~e hE' under ent an opera. tiun f r appendh.:itis. '''e under­~ t~nd that he tR getting aJ )ng 'fine. 'F rnnk 1-Iall, C. T. F1·ady , I. Dt Well , ~t\lbert Gl~ant, J. A. CoJe. D. '' . 'fhon1tt ·, Da Devlin and Char­I ie h.y n ,\·ere port d on the i ~k list recently. \!e are glad to kno t hat 4irs. Paul llyatt is getting al )ng fine aft r Hn op ration for apllendic.~itis. C. A. Stone has rt: turned fron1 'fh~ orbur·n Ho~pi t t \ 11t r£' h.e un<iel\'t nt a ~light op rat ifnl. \1e art' glad lo k nu\v that he i ~ dt,ing t1 tlt~ . rtlrs. C. E. l)a ' nE' is at honte. fe l ' t~r a•i o mt..ion in Th(> n nuf r Ii r tt .. tL - g a.d to r<~}J('W. Hta · • (tl lH;~ ~~~t. on ... f . ·. a;nd u· .. . i ~ }, ~.~ t. i~ t;{np \1vi g· aft,l<l an • ~n t.a ~Vi' . 'th' tltrl a· uc-h l • vi J. c. r.a~ ~ i 1 (:) s~ ~ he n y) 1 y skl-<\ :.tlhi til der H t ·)1ent it'\ tl e h.Os1l'libl l, <. bt..t '' ~ .-~ re glad to l"f!port that ! e . i~ .' . t~· t hi~ l\".t)ting.. -!t"~lJitle ~on of ~ 11·, and All'.. R. ro<'~~h ire ·as ru sh~ to the ~- -, :o~ n F i• :a~, ni .. ht, ~1~~-- 19th, s f. ing r.om a co 11plication _of tti eas .... "'. • On ue~day n·gh.~ May 16th, h"';' ~:tmans f1aiT passed a war at his li· me on ~n4ge Str-eet, after a p ' tra.et.ed illnes of seveTa ~,ears. . r.. )fa 17 ··as Gne ef tlie tixst rnen emp1nyp.d b.· The Champion Filir.~ Coml)an:· after it "'~as br­~ an i'zea. He cam~ from Buena 7is a. Vi'rginia to Canton in 19M, and made the tlrs-.r. 'Urve\' fol· the- -l:uni, .Aft l . the plant ~as completed - .... d until ne :was taken si£.k, M-r. r.r. ·-as superintendent Qf the E:x~t department, He ~ ltwi"ved b"~ his " rife who •• as before her rr:arriage_, ~!iss An · e P1ice n~ Buena Vi-ta, Vir· • • gJJlta. THE Nru'VAYSOP MEETING LIFE - There are ma.n~. a~ ?s of meetjng if t and mrsn tldngs to be mad~ ·of i . As. a matter 0-! f~t the wav - . 've. n ~et life aet>€orrines whaf ~~-e make of it. t \Ye e~a meet. life like a grass­' l''l)er" a~ c1eg it.n: l}'---~r). 2. \:e. e.:A"D mel! lite Hke a ®r&e, · an'rl ~iv~t it the '3augh": ('Farce). ~- \J.'e ca·o ;rxt~et life like a ern .. c® 1 , ~nd sned tear$ over it: · .iW!fJ t;Qi nt:m~nt) . W6 can meet lire like. a pig, jqfug iti' : (Selfishness) . • • • THE· LOG - - ' Fl. \~ e (an t1(lf't. l.i '~U Uke a t:nole, ft'lJd elt1~eoll' ye ln jt· ~ (E~rasion). :6. w~ can me t Hf.e Jjke a clarnlls ~n d \ Hh.th":;l~ f1t;.n1 it: CHank n-diYiouaH ) . • 7. \~ l~ can rueet life like- a buz_­Z al~d .. 1lld h\ ~ on \-ft&te nnd re.fu ~e: {J mrtlO'rali ty~. . \Ve eft'n tn.eet life like a kit .. ten~ and purr Gver it; (IndoJence­Egse) . . . 9. \V~ can meet Ii:fe Jil<e an O:\¥t, and h:>o.k \Vise: ( Sot~l1tstieation__, -Know .i\lJ). 10, We can meet life tike a tur­k e).~ gobbler, and strut: (Vanity­PFide). 11. \Ve can meet lJfe like a f'OOS­tel\ and cr~w over it: ( .:Sraggado- .. e1o . 12. \~e c~n meet h).f~ iilie a. wind­ ·ed h~niTrd, a-JJd' ue· .Clcr.Wn: tCe.,Yat-d­ice) ~ 13. ~Ve ean ~~-e~i l1f¢ J:i}{e a leaehJ an-d Jtl.St lfa:sten on"': (Parasitism). 14. ~/e caN meet liTe · like a - . .. n-:tonkey, and mimie · e.ve:ry bods,..: (Imitation). 1;). \Ve can meet lif.e Hire a love bird, and "iJJiH and ·e~o ' : (Senti­ln- enatalism) . 16. We can meet life li~e a crow, and Hsquawk'' all the ·;tin)e : (. Fault­ftnding). 17. \Ve can meet life .like a cat­t le tiek, an~ Ndig in": (Self ad­va~ tag~). 18. _V\.7e can meet lif:e lik.e a but­te~ fly, a-nd ~~t1it" ar~un<l: (.Rest­lef:: snes.s) . 19. We can meet Hfe like a flea, an1i nevel'· ", ta-y pul11 ~ ( Ajmle s activity ). · 20. We can meet life like a. })()r­cupine) &.nd bristle up: (~tiou.s -~TtJuchy). ' 21. We an meet lJ fe like a toad. and "g"1'eH'1 : (Egotism). 22. ~~e can meet life like a sheep C4nd -alway ~ foUo" · (Instability>. . 28: .. \VP. <'~n meet life like a tern ... JJeZramen.t al u1e, and halk = ( Stub. ~ bomne$$) . . ,21. \Vll can m>e t li"fe like gorn folk . .and ~ eat)M,jle t)f anyone er • • 15 • ~-----·- nu 1-'i'l f) f~·'egr ing tt•ait0 ~n human. ~h8J1tCtBV: (Fa.ilu.re). z;,~ v.r· c c meet tlfe Hke real nl.eA and. y;ome t~ (,fl rnaster and 111 a$ter it : t Suc<.-es$) . . Carleton Wi I son. 1\l oth et ; ~~,'Vhat did yo11Jt· fat.her say "~hen he sa·w his IJ.roken pipe '?f' 1 n noee.n t : HS.hall 1 1ea.ve oo t the swear word. , ·nlotner ?" 1\}.:0'ther : tiCertainly. my d-ear. •: Innocen t~ ''Oh, he didnJt say anythi ng. )I Selfi h:ness Will Out Film Star Betty, yon should be ashaJ:ned asking fol"' a ne\V daddy to play \vith* Y eu~ve ah·eady had th..1·ee this year_ Ma.king Solitude Sure Ben If th eTe's . one thing I like L it~ s a nice quiet sntolte~ Bill \Vel1, you don't need to '~orry about e.ompany if you keep on sn1oking that pipe. Know His Emma · · A won1an,s idea of perfect -fitting shoes axe those that ·she>IJ kick off as soon as she gets in the house and then go limping upstairs in her S-tocking feet. Aunt: _...And \Vere vou a ver'" ~ ' good little girl h1 church this morn ... i:ng, S4tllie ?''' Sallie: 'Oh .. yes, Aunt. A man offe~ed me a big plate full of mo-n .. e,v and I said., "'No, than...& you' ,0 '-t'Ylhat a11e you studying, John ?u ask d Aat'it Maria. · · ''Ee.onotnics." cy don"t ~e.e no us~ in .. tudying that stuJf, Jf it's forc.ed on ~rou , ~'ou gottl)l practice it/j DlSARMI G . . R ~ spicjous Clm111cte.r--Wot am 1 ~uppo~ed to 'ave tol n? Polic.$ ~o~se and. van . . ·u~ptciQus · Chm actP.; Jl rig-ht ea-reh me! 16 HWT() R \VLN "' 1 ·~ Y' d 'i '"e fttst u t. of ~Hey~~ 1'\ b· ·(_ Y ~: r 0 "ith lu<' rn\•ti' s o " cros~ing·. Rn{"·nerrs Jik ~ jt; i · break t n,onot n. · of t ·-r job~, .. h · a .:s p ;;'lg.. th a.r ~h~arl o :1 c1.1 1~- ~~ 01' t u rl1S. Ilor1't u~ your hu1 n . it nlc.)Y unner the oth.er fel ­h ... \ a lld c use hin1 to ttu·n out t o far. l)enu~nrl half the road the mid­dle half. In "'ist on your 1·igh ts. ~~,,-ays ~peed; it shows people you are a n1an of pep even though an an1ateur driver. N·e·rer stop, look or listen at rail­road cTossings. It consun1~es time. Driv-e confidently, just as t hough there ·were not eighteen n1illion other cars in service. ..,4J,'"a YS Jock Your brakes 'vhen ~ ' skidding. It makes the job tnore. artistic. Alv-·a. '8 1 ass cars on hills. It shov.Ts you have more po'"-er and can can t urn out if you 1neet a ear at the top. In nlopp,v V\·eather drive close to pedestrians. Dry cleaners appreci-ate it. Never look around ~rhen you ba<!1~ up. There is never anything behind yQu. SeJected. 1\DJ ST YOUR POI ,~. t'f OF · VIEW 1 n't ii quee~· the ·mh;tal~es that '"e rnake in j u d gil g t b c f o Ht s t ha t ' .V e tneet? ·ro ~orrH~ a trong liki11g \' _ in ;t:-rnl- Jy take, \V.hH <1c others 'we n:H~~rP1y il l gJePt A no ornr.- who;-, t Ht' ,t · ., r":r' [f d cp i t1 lVrl ••1 :¥ ~ l d pl~!l, \~l iJ] lat 1· 1 n<t~t h•·a tif fll .u, · : \VbH ch:J.rnt of U1t;J tJ4lt e r l) ~v iH r;q, .. iitl r 'N~.U J C \'7h ,J at fit st h .. vf nt11 a< b ·rl tl. . A nqth~J t 11 u,.,. thiup- i fJ at ' h ~n faHits ~we fl d ' THE LOG (\ 'it h . ~"'nlingh goofi rea~r)n l {)(~ " ~\ l<;ghtH r1Jl (>'P~p Up of iust the ~~ame kinrl- 1 .. o Lnchr<l1 e fa.ult.-fiJlfling trua. Hnt b \' t he "aTne token. "'·e aloo • h~ t ve found tfh l \Vhe11 nau gl~t hnt. goodne. s vve seek. rr he fo lks, all be-virtued~ will clus - tei around- The san1e foll<s 've thQUght bad ox ,veak I It i ~n't that people are bad, nor yet good- Both seern of us a1l to be true · The good1 or its lack. will be best understood By adjusting our OWN point of vievv! -Se1eeted • He-r Curiosity Satisfied tlHo~~ cloes J110Ut· eousin li1{e t.' orki·ng in the bank? ' HShe ju-st ad(!lres it . says it_,s .siruply ' iVOE·d$t-ful 'to find out ho'v. little 1none'7 some of her friends . .. have.H At Sueh a Bargain Chatdes broke the spell as in a dej ected v.oice he said: t.Mi.ss Fraser, 1 love you, but dat·e no,t dream of calling J ou mine. Yes terday 1 \Yas worth $20,060 but todtn bv a turn o·f .fortune's wheel, • < 1 haVe mut a f<:>'V paltry h unol'ed to call rn<y o,r·n. T \Voul€1 not a sk you to aceept me in my reduced state, t ul'C\vell forever!'' As Ch arlas \Vas about t() strid-& n ,urnfull.v av ay sh<.' caught hint 111Fi t~ag•;lll ~· <'MPd : ··n )od g-r~tcio n · ! l~ f'd uc·ed from lO.OO tn /f)Oo. \ bn1 n hntgt'-"in! Of (·otn· .. t I'll t-tt.ltt: you! You ntight ltn\ \ l nHVfU I' couhht't n?Nl:-\t !f<J _,~ -- A rnllt· 't prof•· ·~ot· i~· said tn l !lV a..:kc' tl o rr of h:ts cia s to tell h h 1 ~Kc t I} hat el ctti 'ity is. fl di(i knO'\-, ·r:· ..:aid he st~ dent. '<but 1 have forgf.)tten:: f~Thi s/ ' aift the -professor, " nne of t 14? worlrl':.; grP.ate~t trage .. die:'. li~re is t he o-nly per ~on "'rHo ever k e~· exactly ~· ha.t efectricit~' i s~ and he hm· forgotten ~·hat he k new. •t Shakespeareana Ltt le Wi Hie 'I l-)f~n ·t '\ant to go to that damn c hrJ~.JI an .. m;~re ~· · Father •fWhv. \Villi~. wher~ c; ditl you ever learn such a wot1d -as that?" Little Willie- ''Why., WiUiam Shakespeare uses "·ords llke tha . <1'1 Father HWeU then, quit run"' nin' around wjth h im.J· The Me~ Thing · ''Before 've were marr1ed. Henry, ~ said the young ~Nife re­p~ roachfully, Hyou always gave me the ruo t beautiful Christma- pre­se- nts~ Do you ren1embe:r ?n "Su'Fe,':t said Henrj" cheerfully~ "but m y dear, did y·ou tJver he!,\!" of a ftsher~nan giving batt to a fish after he had caught it? .. Circumstantial Evident~ It ~vas along a beautiful treteh of hjgh v.ray and the electric line along the "·ay ''"as in the hands of repair men. She \V~"' dri\"ini and cooing, \·hen all of a sudden, she spied the n1en cUmbin~ the electric light poles. ''Elinor, just Jook at tho fool~. n she exclainted; .. do they think I never drove a ear befot·~ ?" Cleopatra's Dual Personality .;'Have vou e1~ h-eard that joke • about tlu~ EgL ptitut who ~ho\ved some tour~sts t\ o -skull of Cleopa­tra )ne as a girJ and on~ as a "''nn1an ?" ~id t'he n1an to hi ~ \~ife ''N.o; l'ef's hear it,., t'he replied. wonu1n who lost her thttn~b in a rnotor accident is suing for $200 .... 00 damages. ~lust have been th one she kept her hu.sband under. • ~