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  • THE CULLOWHEE YODEL Published semi-monthly by the faculty and students of the Cullowhee State Normal School. Cullowhee. North Carolina. Entered as second class matter at the Post- office at Cullowhee, North Carolina, under the Act of March 3. 1879. EXECUTIVE COMMITTEE H. T. Hunter, Chairman; W. E. Bird; Alice Benton: Carr Hooper; Lula McHan. STAFF. Carr Hooper (Erosophian) Editor-in-Chief Lorene York (Columbian) Editor-in-Chief W. E. Bird... Faculty Literary Editor- Mary Craves Faculty Advisor C. H. Allen Business Manager Ruth Oliver Treasurer Iva Bowie (Columbian) Literary Editor W. V. Cope (Erosophian) Literary Editor Alice Morgan (Erosophian) Campus Editor Mary Louise Unwell (<'oluml)ia)....FieU K.li'.H- E. H. Stillwell Alumni Editor Subscription price; One dollar" per year; One of our professors sent his shirts to the laundry, and they did such a good job on the collars that he sent his razor blades. You know, with old men wearing knee pants and kids wearing long pants, conductors are having lots of trouble trying to collect fares. March 15th. Beware of the Ides. The windy month half gone. March 17th, St. Patrick's Day. All loyal Orish will be "Wearing of the Green." The latest sheep song: "All I Want is Ewe." Weather report: colder (maybe) or warmer (maybe.) Moonshine maxim: It 's a long swig that has no burning. Education is contagious; you get it by being exposed to it. Height of chivalry: giving a lady your turn in a barber shop. In the spring, there is no one like cupid to make a man stupid. Behold the humble banana, see how easily it slips through life. Aunty Deluvian says that a doughnut is any man with lots of money. It has been lately discovered that Noah's wife was Joan of Arc. The echo is nature's way of getting the last word in any argument. A lot of us never get the prize but we usually get horrible mention. Among the flowers that bloom in the spring, tra-la are the blooming idiots. A shingle, a cigaret, and knickers make a lot of difference but they don't fool a mouse. The absent-minded professor rolls under the dresser and waits for the collar button to find him. Senator • Puffingpop says: "When I was born I was so surprised that I couldn't speak for a year. Some men never learned to use a safety razor until their wives started making them shave their necks. "I can't get this through my head," said the student, as he tried to commit suicide and the fourth bullet missed his dome. It is said that the Saturday Evening Post charges $5,000 for a page of advertising. At that rate a fly speck must cost about $10. A joy-rider is one who rides while we are walking, while a jay-walker is one who walks while we are riding. Think About This We think we have to go to school nine months in the year, but, according to the newspapers, we are wrong. They say the time spent in classes is practically negligible and actually prave it with these facts: The average college student— Sleeps eight hours per day, or 122 days per year. Eats, loafs, etc., three hours per day, or 46 days per year. Has no classes on Sundays, or 52 days per year. Has all day Saturday (Monday at C. S. N.) off, or 52 days per year. Has Thanksgiving holidays, or two days per year. Has Christmas recess, or 15 days per year. Has recess between semesters or quarters, or 5 days per year. Has summer vacation, or 92 days per year. Total time not in classes 386 days per year. to medical advice because my psychology students are supposed to rank-above average, average, and below average. I found myself confronted with a pitiful case as they were all in one class and that is the below average group!" "Mr. Stillwell, we haven't heard from you, what do you have for us today?" "Now , you say, how you do talk! My History classes are all right. Some of my students, however, can't seem to realize the importance of the political issues at this time." Mr. Madison was then asked to give his veiw-points on school affairs. "My classes are getting along very nicely" he announced. "My motto is never to deal harshly with girls and I find that is the best method to use." After a few comments about practice teachers by Miss Ray and Miss Graves, Mr. Hunter solemnly announc ed that his wife would have dinner waiting for him; so the meeting adjourned until the following week. A Back-Seat Visitor at C.S.N. Faculty Meeting Dr. Hunter knocked viviously on his desk, and the teachers of C. S. N. stopped gossiping long enough to "cuss" and discuss the individual problems of the day. "Is everybody present?" Mr. Hun- "No, Miss Camp hasn't come in yet" was the prompt reply by the teachers in chorus. She entered at this time, however, declaring that she had come all the way from the training school. Miss Franklin was first called on to tell of her latest achievments or failures. "Oh, I'm too tired to talk." was her feeble answer. "That dumb Junior Music class is driving me to distraction!—Why, they can't even sing the simple scale! Mr. Bird I'll bring my roll-book in tomorrow and you can copy the names as you come to them to send the "flunk-slips!" "Oh, the funniest thing happened in my Third Grade today," Mr. Bird objected. "Indeed I do! The would-be teachers can't realize just how slow Primary children work and their rhythm on writing class makes me shiver! What can be done about it?" "Hush, Listen! Do I hear an automobile? It might be the candy man trom Waynesville—or that is, 1 believe J. Walter was wishing to see mm." Miss Reams pleaded and stammered in the same breath. "Remember you are in a faculty meeting please, and I'm so busy I haven't time to wait for you to examine every noise to see if it is an automobile", quickly answered Mrs. Posey going toward the front of the room. "Just as fast as one young lady gets out of the infirmary another goes in! Did Dr. Wilkes get the report I left for him?" "Yes, Mrs. Posey he got it," Mr. Allen responded from the back of the room. I had to have a conference with him today. I decided to resort Results—Not Fish Stories We Wonder If Miss Benton's team lost only four games in one season? If Ruby is a Littlefield, how a big one would look. If Frances Coggins likes chewing gum. If Miss Camp likes second floor. Why common sense is so scarce. Why everybody wants to move up to Davies Hall. Where Christine Coggins was the night the New Year came in. If Spring will ever get here. You will come home with a good catch every time you use Winchester Fishing Tackle COME IN, LOOK IT OVER The Winchester Store SYLVA, NORTH CAROLINA ODORLESS DRY CLEANING Is Now Made Possible By Means of Our UP-TO-DATE EQUIPMENT and NEW WAY of CLEANING Don't be afraid to send us your most delicate fabrics. Wo guarantee all of our work. Look for the Red Building on Mill Street, back of the New Jackson Hotel. Edwards & Bolick sylva North Carolina GET A RECEIPT Many a dispute and lawsuit would be avoided if we could always produce a receipt for the bills we have paid. The best way to do is to pay by check and receive an undisputed receipt. Let us handle your money and keep books for you. TUCKASEEGEE BANK Sylva North Carolina Mr. Madison (angry) "Miss Coggins what are you late for today?" Christine Coggins: "For class, I WHAT? Earthquake? NO! Library shake! WHY? Foot slip! BY WHOM ? Helen Hardee!
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