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Western Carolinian Volume 73 Number 04

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  • Western Carolinian Page 6 Busted: Top - dadJdIIIIIIIIIAIITIIIIITEINIA April 17, 2007 By Zach McKeowen dd Staff Writer 10 : 2 nse dJ Yerm } Suzuki Of course no one deserves to be the victims of theft, but yA) Sif. . a Einsteins Deli charges something like sixteen dollars for J a good beginning Flute Lessons a plain bagel. Im not saying stealing a purse full of plas- dd never Code ee =) dz Z tic silverware and sweet and low packets is okay, Im just dj emcee ta ne he \ oe e 9 - q 2 saying that in terms of theft, theres plenty of accusations dd for Children Beginners to Advanced dd to go around. aginners ry a July 8 - August 7 Student et mn Birth - 7 years 4 years to Adult da 9 o ce cana at jm In other news, the number of roaming gangs of disgrun- es The single best chotee pou can The Susuie pasta my tled NASCAR pit crews here at Western are at an all time make for your child! : makes learning fun! high. Are no ones hubcaps safe? ee Enroll Early and Save! ; aa Daytime and Evening Classes & 4 = Call Lori Richards 293-6600 www. themusicvillage-1.com Recently construction crews have noticed a string of thefts on campus sites. In retribution, all sidewalks and roads will be fenced off permanently. Upon hearing this news, Western students werent really all that surprised. 7 A student was recently ticketed for running a red light at the BBGT intersection, so, in an effort to prevent fu- ture incidents, heres a traffic tip for you: if there are not any random, oblivious students walking directly in front _ of your car as you are cruising down the mountain at 45 miles an hour, the light was probably red. x A female student was recently ticketed for speeding here on campus. She then proceeded to loudly complain about how expensive tickets are in every single class, every sin- gle day for the rest of her whole entire life. Yeah, nobody cares about your ticket. There, I said it. That goes double for parking tickets. How about you dont double park across two handicap spaces, huh? . Pi ROMO. FO. WSOC at Y) $1.00 off all Washers O) Every Wednesday 9 am - 9 pm & - Located off Old Cullowhee Road Next week in Forging & Fabrication 101: fake drivers licenses! Finally, freshman will be able to buy cheap beer and alcohol! What a crazy concept! | 4 Hey, you guys remember when that fire alarm was pulled in Scott? Sure you do! Probably because its gone off every hour on the hour since it was built. What a fun prank. Its loud, get it? People are inconvenienced, haha. Scott sucks. 3 Its like, I get that alcohol is fun because it makes you kind of stupid and goofy, but, you know, when youre seventeen or eighteen years old, thats kind of like taking - aroad trip to wherever you currently are. Kind of point- less. eo Walk to WCU 2 pence ie wants i - 2 Bedrooms Illusions? Bo-ring. The Cats Den? Yawn. The Leatherwood parking lot? Awesome. $500 - $625 | Water, | ded, One Cat Allowed 1 Cab. ady for nternet 3 Due to recent reports of property damage, all band people Z 9 4.022 2 found laying around in the lobby of Coulter like screech- ing, tuba-playing landmines will be arrested and charged with any crime that has taken place anywhere in all of history on top of being ceaselessly annoying. Seriously, there are chairs around. People are trying to walk here.
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