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  • XH_E WESTERN CARP UNI AN . THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2. 1976 TE E NhGEAWJLSTELPchF-n by Greg L. Teetsell An Advent Story from the work Parodies Lost |after St. Luke) (In keeping with the tradition of the upcoming Christmas season, Yours the Narrator now presents a parable based upon the true reactions to the theory of "Divine Conception"). It is a quiet night in May, a young girl is seated at dinner with her parents, all look solemn. Father: (Looking disgusted) We give you everytin', a good home, a nice school, everyone at the Temple even thought you were a nice girl. But THE S©nShine Christian lookltor. Sh( "TtlK Shoipmt Ctnl.r For TM Fm.r TIiiii(i III Lift" To Serve You Better ... if Open Friday to B p.m. 'til Christmas! if Open Each Nite to S p.m. Christmas Week! if We've DOUBLED our Size and our Stock! jl. 20 per cent Discount on CRAIG car & home stereo units. if Big Discount on PANASONIC stereo & TV. + 20 per cent OFF Kustom, Fender and Gibson AMPS, and PA's ('til Christmas only)! if We are selling all of our LIFETIME GUARANTEED Kincaid Pianos at 20-30 per cent OFFI if Choose From An Excellent Selection of Christian Gifts, including Books, Bibles, Jewelry and many other items. if We service all musical instruments & tune pianos! jl. Use our New Soundproof Studio for Music Lessons. Teachers For Every Musical Instrument Available! if SPECIAL ORDERS cheerfully accepted! + Ask About Trade-ins and Used Equipment! +- Financing Arranged For YOU! NOBODY IN WNC BEITS OUR rKICES!! C«m M Lit Bi rrtfi It! Trash trucks break down Resident* of the various communities surrounding Western Caroline's campus may have noticed the huilcl up of large piles of irash in and around Jackson County's trash containers. The Western Carolinian has been informed this is due to the burning and breakdown of the county's only two sanitation inaks. Seven weeks ago, one of the trucks caught fire and burned on Big Ridge. Jackson County officials said repair work has begun. On November 2.1, the remaining truck's transmission burned up and had to be replaced. Repairs were completed this past Monday, only to have the new transmission fail again yesterday. Officials are hopeful the truck will be operating by Friday. The County's trucks were both 1973 models and with the present condition of the trucks the County is considering purchasing another sanitation truck. no. You had to go do this to your poor father. You think only of you and that boy Joe. Mary: But papa, it wasn't like that. He never touched me. (quietly) lt was an angel. Father: (Loudly) Angel, shmangel. Some angel he musta been. What is your poor mother gonna say to the girls at the Temple. At the Ladies Aid Society. You no angel. I tell you that. You gonna marry that bum? And in our family, no less. Why couldn't it have happened to that Jerry Goldbein. He's no good. My little girl. Where did we go wrong? Later, at the YMHA, Joe is playing basketball with the guys. Solly: (Indignant) C'mon Joey, we been pals since Saturday School, you can tell me. How was it, your shot, I mean look, she's not like those Assyrian dames, she's one of us. You can tell me, look, who else can you.... Joe: Look, I'm tellin' everyone of ya, I didn't do it, she has visions or somethin', look, I dunno. She's really a religious girl. And I'm tellin' ya Solly, you'd be the first to know if I was, honest, it's your shot, 1 just don't know. And tell your mother to keep her fat mouth shut. If this thing gets out I'll never get that job Herod promised, you know, building up that race track outhouse. And so help me, if a word of this leaks out... At dinner-Joe's house. • Father: (Loudly) Why you little pig, I'll break Juniors & Seniors SPECIAL JOSTLWS CLASS RING DAY MON. DEC 6 (and each Monday til Xmas) 2 pm til 5 pm Only $10.00 Deposit Required ORDER NOW FOR CHRISTMAS DELIVERY UNIVERSITY SUPPLY STORE your jaw. I heard about it down at the Temple. I thought I raised you up to be a man, you want a woman, you go get a Samaritan, they're pretty good, or an Assyrian. Isn't your Uncle Lou in that business? And such a nice girl too. You been feedin' her full of that Roman religious crap, fertility and all that hocum? (Hits Joe in the mouth). We're the chosen people you little animal. And it's sick to go around like those Romans, and don't you forget it. (Hits Joe again). Joe walks to the corner tavern to drink a little wine and play backgammon. Meets Mary's brother and a couple of local toughs on the street, near an alley. Mary's brother: (Dressed in a leather jacket, holding a large club) Hey, you know, me and the boys don't like the way you treated my sister. All of that religion, we're Jews here boy and if you want any of that Roman shit, well, you are tangling with the wrong bunch, cause, we know your type. Promise them Rome and give them a stable. Yeah, well, we know what to do with your kind. Oh no, don't you worry about her, Mary's "off visiting her sister." C'mon boys, let's teach this bum a lesson. Joe and his father go to take the bid on the Roman job. Roman soldier: And the low bid, at four thousand drachmas is the firm of Klein, Aronson and Pearlman. Joe: But father, we bid at 3,500. Why didn't we get the bid. Joe's father: Shut up you little Assyrian, or else I'll kick those crutches out from underneath you. I got all I can do with competition, and you gonna get married...I try. Every morning, I pray. I pray "Thank you lord for not making me a woman." And this is what I get. You little Assyrian. I think you did this to me. (Kicks Joe's crutches to the ground. Joe falls and says nothing). Angel, Shmangel. THE END THE SHACK Exclusively for Juniors. Size 3-15. Exclusively for Juniors Size 3-15 Featuring Famous Name Brands Dir. of John Graham Store The Shack 201 N. Main Waynesville, NC Open Fri. Night till 9 p.m. Sat. till 5:30 p.m. Open Every Night till 9 p.m.
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The Western Carolinian is Western Carolina University’s student-run newspaper. The paper was published as the Cullowhee Yodel from 1924 to 1931 before changing its name to The Western Carolin...

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