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Western Carolinian Volume 32 Number 49

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  • Thursday, May 11, 1967 THE WESTERN CAROLINIAN Cartoon Qoodies 5fia< We Couldnt Print Bejov* THOSfc KiOS HJWG Qtt,. £U. THOSE DOCS • i-CQ^ 1-r.KO 1 "DONY W/MsIT TO Sfcfc C\TH«* OF \ YO\j f\«DUKD VT.V_ V^^VOu ^HPiVE OFF «-RMt>cUT THAT ^J¥ V /J. The Cat's Paw Without further fanfare or adieu, the first annual and probably last "Doubtful Distinction Awards" are here. If you can't stand the heat, you shouldn't have come in the kitchen. The Honesty in Advertising Award goes to the Waynewood groceries, "discount prices on all packaged goods" line. Thi; Follow the Leader Award goes to the nambi-pampl suitcase students, who are with us from each Sunday night through Friday. The Entrance of the Year Award goes to those green freshmen who entered in the fall and matured very quickly. The We Shall Not Be Moved Award goes to the Puritanical members of the administration. The King Kong Award goes to the football team, for there ability to act as gentlemen on the field, and real animals off the field. The Burn Cullowhee Burn Award goes to that hard working group of civic minded men, who formed a committee to form a fire station. The Lowest B.tttlng Average of the Year Award goes to the athletic department The You Tell Me Your Dream and I'll Tell You Mine Award goes to WCC's fraternities and sororities. The Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn Award goes to all of our apathetic students here at WCC. The Junior Achievement A- ward goes to all the slanderous political candidates in this year's elections. The Back Seat Driver of the Year Award goes to the WESTERN CAROLINIAN, The Put It 0!f til Next Year Award goes to the course eval- By The Inimitable PAW uation study. The Marlboro Award goes to the recent loser in the presidential elections. The Mr. Nice Guy Award goes to the night security patrol. The Kiwi Shoe Polish Award goes to the pledges of all the fraternities and sororities. The Smiling Citizen Award goes to all of the cafeteria workers. The Sorry Excuse Award goes to all the absenteers In the senate meetings this year, The It Will Be In Next Week Award goes to the college book rental division. The Biggest Farce of the Year Award goes to the Star= kist kid on the local political scene. The Early To Bed, Early To Rise Award goes to ALL the dorm"tory hostesses who deserve it The Most Ill-Grudged Event Award goes to the falr-sexed division of the Cullowhee Olympics. The High Rise Painting Award goes to the BSU. The We Ain't Coming Back Award goes to the modern foreign language departments. The AM \ Award (Ain't Much Attention) goes to the College Medicine Cnest (Infirmary). The Teamwork of the Year Award goes to the editor of the CAROLINIAN and the Dean of Men. The Nowhere to go, But Up Award goes to the library. The Service With a Smile award goes to the Cullowhee Post Office. The Duncan Hines Main Over- sight Award goes to Stedman's Houses of Culinary Delights. The Free Love and V.D. Run Rampant In the Parlor Award goes to Helder Dorm. The Light in the Darkness Award goes to the Sylva referendum. The Mother Protector Award goes to Nick Taylor's landlady. The You Buy 'Em, We Bust 'Em Award goes to the College Laundry. The Open 24 Hours a Day, 7 Days a Week, 365 Days a Year Award goest to the gym. The Monopoly Championship A- ward goes to the Townhouse. The Mickey Mouse Award goes to the Education Department The Frozen Participation A- ward goes to the Duke of Snow- dom. The High Overhead, Low Production Award goes to the Athletic Department The Well-Olled Efficiency A- ward goes to the local Machinist Union. The Please Move The Rock Award to the Messiah. The My Opinion is Better Than Yours Award goes to ME1 03y God). Now, before we get deeper into trouble and sinking further in the quicksand than we are, I want to thank my illustrious selection committee, sho weren't really that much help. Also, a big thank to Esquire Magazine who furnished many of the ideas. So, as the sun sinks slowly into the Western horizon, the Paw bids you farewell 'til next year, September morn. Thank you all. The new two-year Air Force ROTC program Is designed to provide greater flexibility In meeting the needs of students Interested In getting Air Force commissions. StudavU Ibon't SUef>— t% fut 7k<f ^^t Washington, D.C. (CPS>- Many students don't sleep any more. Instead they play bridge. The popular card game is gaining favor among undergraduates across the nation. In dormitory lounges toall hours of the morning students can be found bidding seven=no-trump hands they cannot possibly make. Students are known to travel hundreds of miles to compete in tournaments. Such is the case of Larry Cohen and Rich Katz of the University of Wisconsin. The pair are the current National intercollegiate Bridge Tournament champions. Their title is up for grabs in May. Cohen and Katz travelled to Bradley University in Peoria, 111., to clinch their title against Richard Dufour and Morrie Freier of the University of Minnesota. When the two teams met in the finals at Bradley, 23= year- old Katz said, "I've got to win this time. It's my last year of eligibility," He then glanced to opponent Freier and commented, "You can play three more times." Freier , who is 39, had recently returned to college. But the rules state that a student has three years of eligibility after the first time he plays, and Freier had never played in the Tournament before. Thomas Smith, who defeated Cohen and Katz in 1965 with his partner Emil Tobenfeld of Cornell, said there is no way to know the exact number of bridge players on campus. "A very rough estimate," says Smith, "would be 10,000 American Contract Bridge League members or Life Masters." Life Master points are given to players who have shown proficiency in tournament play. The actual number of students who play bridge on campus is probably at least 100,000, since few college "bridge addicts" are members of the ACBL. Local tournaments on campus are growing in popularity since the rise of dampus bridge. Sophomore Milton Popick of Drew University usually sleeps through the morning hours, particularly on Saturdays. As part of a class celebration a few weeks ago, however, a bridge tournament was scheduled at 10:00 a.iru Needless to say, Popick got up at 8:00 to have breakfast and be alert for the tournament His partner, who goes home weekends, got up at 6:30 In order to be at Drew In time for the contest The pair wen. "Bridge is more than just a game," commented Drew sophomore John Love, with a smile on his face, "it's a way of life." After Easter recess, Love tried to get the game out of his system, fearing it takes away too much time from his studies. "But I went back. Once bridge islnyour system," he added, "it's there forever." The ACBL recognizes the growth of campus bridge. In its magazine, the BULLETIN, there is a section devoted to college bridge which takes sample hands from tournaments across the nation's campuses and discusses them at length. Campus and off-campus newspapers also note the game's growth. In recent weeks, the New York TIMES' bridge editor has taken college plays for his column and discussed them. Many campus newspapers run syndicated bridge columns designed for the college student . Adult education programs are offering courses for bridge to beginners and intermediates.'
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