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Western Carolinian Volume 56 Number 21

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  • Volume 56 Number 21 Entertainment The Western Carolinian Page 5 Thursday, March 21, 1991 PoMT EXAt&CRATt" INCOME To IMPRESS 36T I CodLPrlT L£T TdEM KrtoWl Oi\K.V< MAPE $0,ooo.f DoMT B£ flMpifriJ0U5. HUt)ie THE dead [Oi* "DON'T \rJR\TE (f\| SECRET COPE. PoM'T WRfTE OPiMiONS $ OF I.RS WORKERS CKVj 3 VOUR TAX FORM. ■Wcome IF Cp/ne So | fiqufte tf oof yoryg^ ot> Sfopid; incomptiert Due to the Easter Holiday, the next issue of The Western Carolinian will be on Wednesday, March 27. ZDOU. by Mark Weitzman ZOO U. by Mark Weitzman ACROSS 38 Real estate map 40 Domesticates The 1 Recede 4 Small fish 42 Latin conjunction,. 9 Chart 12 Falsehood 13 Choir voice 43 Surgical thread 45 Conjecture 47 Tennis stroke Weekly 14 Be in debt 15 Old World lizard 17 Visionary 49 Disturbance /^~n i 1 i 1 t>. _l 50 score, CrDsswDrd 54 Semi-precious ^^ 19 Heavy volume 21 Spike of corn stone 57 The self Puzzle 22 Uneasy 58 Quiet 25 Narrates 60 Meadow 29 Babylonian 61 Recent deity 62 Facilitates 30 Part of fishing line 32 Chimney carbon 63 Still DOWN 4 Vigor 9 Dad's partner 33 Time gone by 1 Guido's high 5 Coroner : abbr. ]° Veneration 35 Zodiac sign note 6 Finish 11 Through 37 New Deal 2 Large 7 Learninq 16 Wi,tV remarks agency: init. 3 Whips 8 Handle 18 taod of war 20 Turn inside out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | 9 10 11 22 Harvests 23 King of birds 24 Biblical name 12 13 14 26 Game at cards 27 Runs easily iS 16 17 18 28 Declare 31 Nocturnal ■ <- 21 mammal 34 Grain 24| 25 26 27 28 36 Continued stories ■ 30 31 32 39 Fee 41 Smoke and fog ii3 35 37 44 Din 46 Country of :Jfl 46 41 w 44 46 Europe 48 Second of a 43 45 group 50 Decimal base 47 n^H 46 1 ■ 51 Mature 51 52 53 I I 54 55 m 52 Base 53 Female relative: colloq. S7 £d 59 fit1) • 55 Golf mound 56 Dine m 59 French article C( DLLEGE PRESS SERV CE 451991 Mark Weitzman Chip's showing off again." //. "DANNY"'IS 25. AT AGE 4, HE'D POLISHED OFT HIS FIRST DOZEM. BY W, HE WAS HEIST1N6 BAKERIES- NOW, HE'S BECOME A FUU.-FLED6ED FOR A POWDERED DOUGHNUT FROM A MEDIOCRE CHAIN STORE PASTRY JUNKIES UiX DANNY WILL DO JUST ABOI/T ANYTHING FDR A COUPLA CRI/LLERS, HE'S YOVRS FDR THE NIGHT TKE STRIP. J a*- 1 THEY COME FROM TDPEKA. FROM KANSA5 QTY AND LAWRENCE AND WICHITA. HORDES OF KOUNG HEN AMD WOMEN FROM AMERICA'S KENT- UK) ARE DRAWN TO THE STRIP'S BRIGHT LIGHTS EASY ACTION, ALL-NIGHT PARKING AND MOST OF ALL THE DOUGHNUTS. but too many of them will never land a minimum-wage job in one of the doughnut chain stored that dot the sirlp. not long after they arrive, they mill about this Service Road of broken dceams , plylng their trade for. married men, married women, married men who are getting divorced from married women,, and just about EVERYOME EiSE IT'S A SIDE OF OUR CULTURE WE'D JUST RATHER NOT SEE...THE SPECTACLE OF SUGAR- ADDICTED YOUTH TURNING TRICK5 FDR THIRD RATE PASTRIES, BALLOONING. TO FANTASTIC SIZE AND DROPPING DEAD OF SUCROSE 0JHT5 TOO flUCH FOR EVEN THE MOST cyNICAL OBSERVERS TO TAKE. rtfllLL fMNNY EVER KICK HIS \lfi A PAY HABIT? WriE'S ATTEND1N6 DCUSHNUT BUTTS ANONYMOUS. HE'S BEEN CLEAN FOR 3 DAYS. AND HE'S TELLING THE NEW ARRIVALS TO 60 STRAIGHT, TO STICK TD SAFER STAPLES LIKE CRACK. 8l/T; AS iWO AS WE LET OUR KIDS NIBBLE ON COOKIES AND BROWNIES, WE'LL HAVE MORE DANNYS... AND THE HUMAN WASTE WILL CONTINUE.
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