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  • People The Western Carolinian 8 Thursday, February 19, 1987 Margaret Crites' People In the News Coach's Moves Coach Dan Robinson, professor of health and physical education and former head football coach for Western Carolina University, is ending his career as an instructor to work as an office manager for U.S. Congressional Representative James McClure Clarke. Congressional Office West, as it is being called, It located across from Harold'sSupermarket and will serve as an alliance between the counties of western North Carolina and Mr. Clarke's Washington office. Dan Robinson Bell Speaks Terrel H. Bell will be the speaker at WCU's 1987 Commencement exercises. Mr. Bell is currently teaching educational adminstration at the University of Utah, but twice served as the highest ranked educator in the nation. Under the direction of former President Ford, Bell held the post of U.S. Commissionor of Education. During Reagan's first adminstration, he served as Secretary of Education. Bell also is noted for his leadership on the National Commission on Excellence in Education which produced the report, "A Nation at Risk." BeguiVs New Start The Soviet Union has released from prison Jewish dissident Josef Begun. Imprisoned in 1983 for anti-Soviet activity, Begun was set free last weekend with only four years of his sentence completed. Georgi A. Arbatov, a member of the Soviet Communist Party's Central Committee and director for the institute for United States and Canadian Studies, said that Begun's release would have occurred earlier if it weren't for recent demonstrations and that Begun's case had been under "reassesment." OH! Vanna Vanna White of television's WHEEL OFFORTUNE will be appearing in the May 1987 issue of Playboy. The spread includes photos ofVanna modeling lingerie in a less than modest manner The photos were discovered during the production of a health and beauty video. The Karl-Lorimar Company, the producers of the video, are looking for a more modest replacement for Vanna Vanna White People In Brief -Prince Andrew and his bride, Sarah the Duchess of York, have located a home for themselves, Chideock Manor. -Betty Davis is currently working on a book entitled This and That. It is said to be her reply to her daugthter's humiliating book, My Mother's Keeper. -Linda Lovelace, the famed star or the porno flick Deep Throat is on the precipice of death. While Linda awaits a liver transplant, she is working on Out of Bondage, a sequel to Ordeal. -Robert McFarlane, a key player in the Iran-Contra mess, tried to commit suicide last week with an overdose of valium. S& M Whafs your position? ByM STAFF WRITER The sun is shining, the birds are tweeting, the bees are buzzing, and you're feelin' straight. Just as you roll over to kiss that cutie you picked up in last column's party, whom you've been bunking with regularly lately, she socks you with "Babe, I don't mean to complain or anything, but you're a boring lover." Two hours later, when the shock has worn down to a mild stupor, you begin to wonder what she meant. Don't you always let her have her way with you? (Well, as long as it doesn't involve ropes, chains, plastic pet toys, or hairbrushes.) Really now, what do women want anyway? To hang from a chandelier? (Trapezes are scintillating too, but an ordinary light fixture is easier to come by.) Actually, trying something new is not a bad idea. Variety is the spice of life, and in the art of loving, most folks like it HOT!! If you haven't read The Joy of Sex, do so. Even if you know everything about everything, you will learn from this book. Alex Comfort (the name under which you may look up this book in the Author catalog) describes all sorts of delicious dishes to try when you tire of eating out in the same way every night. New games, twists, and moves to add to your usual routine, in addition to "Pickles and Sauces for Special Occasions" are a major portion of this book. More importantly, The Joy of Sex dispells many myths about personal preferences. In other words, having a fancy for stockings with garters, boots, or bananas is completely normal. But just having these fancies doesn't make you an incredible lover. You need to lose your inhibitions and act upon your fantasies. Fantasies are not just your imagination, but a lump'of creative clay from which you can and should experiment. If Mutual of Omaha's animal specials mesmerize you, then why not give it a try? (Any lady who dares to complain should be willing to try newadventures.) Varying your MO (method of operation for non- Dragnet fans) and place of seduction guarantees a hit! If you still feel or are told that you aren't up to par, investigate books, movies, and television shows detailing such encounters. Follow their lead, even if you have to act upon thid while in the Big Boy's room. Advice for the Senseless By DR. DEE RANGED STAFF QUACK Dr. D. Ranged: I am a short person with a big problem... my boyfriend. You see I recently became quite enamoured with a wonderful guy who is at least a foot taller than I am. This difference in height is causing some difficulties romantically. I am tired of the crick I get in the back of my neck when I kiss him and of looking adoringly into his adam's apple, but I am not tired of him. Dr. D„ what do I do? Barely There Dear B.T.: While you do have a problem, it is not one without a solution. As a matter of fact I will suggest two. You could keep this fellow either on his knees, or in bed (where height makes no difference). You could also have six inches of his legs surgically removed, but this option has its disadvantages if you like to go dancing. Dear Dr. D. Ranged: I am having a terrible argument with my parents as usual. This time it is about where I will spend Spring Break. My parents want me to spend a quiet, sensible vacation at home, while I want to express my manhood like other normal college kids. I want to go to Lauderdale and experience sex, drugs, and rock 'n roll. Dr. D., please help. Florida Bound Dear F.B. You will just have to explain to your parents that the Lauderdale experience is a necessary ingredient in growing up. Remind them that you are a responsible, moral adult who can conduct himself in a mature manner. If they don't buy this line of bull, then swipe the VISA card, stuff them in a closet, and head south. While you risk being disowned by following this line of action, the rewards will be immediate gratification for your most wanton desires. Greek Beat: Delta Sigma Phi The Delta Omnicron Chapter at WCU has received the pyramid of excellence award for being one of the top ten chapters in the nation last year. This year has also been as successful. A fund drive for the March of Dimes and Edger Allen James Scholarship fund has already put Delta Omnicron on track for its current goals. In addition to winning the Campbell's can food drive, Delta Omnicron has been actively participating in all intramural sports. The chapter's planned party room is becoming a reality this semester when the project will be started this spring. This semester the chapter has inducted fifteen outstanding pledges who are working on their own fund-raisers. Keep up the good work pledges! Our goal of having the highest QPR on campus became a reality last semester when the Delta Omnicron average finished highest of all male and fraternity averages. Delta Sigma Phi is making the future become a reality today. Student Orientation Leader Positions Available For the Summer of 1987 Applications Orientation Office 460 Admin. Bldg. Phone: 227-7234 Application Deadline: March 6, 1987 WIMPEL HALL by DougTeaster WIMPEL HALL by DougTeaster LOOK, SKIP. YOU SrtOKE TOO MUCH, YOU CHEAT ON YOUK GIKICWENO, VOV/AE * PKUNK, YOU HAVE A FOUL MOUTH, » AND YOU'RE A PIS&USTlNb V GAOSt SLIMESALL. J —y- IN U6"T OF these facts, give me one 600t> REASON I SHOULO 60 OUT WITH YOU. PUT YOUR COLLEGE DEGREE TO WORK. Air Force Officer Training School is an excellent starffo a challenging career as an Air Force Officer. We offer great starting pay, medical care, 30 days of vacation with pay each year and management opportunities. Contact an Air Force recruiter. Find out what Officer Training School can mean for you. Call TSgt Nate Gamble (803) 261-3304 collect MONDAY TUES. WED. THURS. FRIDAY SAT. 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