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Western Carolinian Volume 44 Number 05

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  • SEPTEMBER 21, 1978/THE WESTERN CAROLINIAN/Pafl« 13 Reader asks for virgins to sacrifice To Whom it May Concern Dear Whom, 1 am sitting here on a Cullowhee Saturday night. This sounds as if this is not such a bad plight, but when 1 consider the entertainment options, I begin to wonder. 1 could, if so inclined, go to one of the numerous parties that abound Cullowhee on a Saturday night, and get rip roaring drunk. Then, the next morning I would feel as if a nuclear device went off in my head. Or, 1 could stay in my room and listen to records—not mine mind you, but rather those playing at around 40,000 decibels in adjacent rooms. I could also turn all my roommates' posters upside-down, Jmt having already done that, I do not consider it a viable option. If I get to feeling adventurous, I can go down to Jimmy's Mini Market and watch the mountain slide through his store. If 1 really get bored, I could go into the A&P and compare "Ann Page" product prices to those of the leading brands. Now, I am not one to complain and not offer any suggestions to alleviate the problem. First, every Saturday night at midnight Chancellor Robinson could sacrifice a virgin (if one could be found) to the various academic gods. This would be followed by a gala party at the chancellor's home in which the faculty and students would get together to tell dirty stories. Another solution would be to hold a lottery. The winner of this lottery would be shot by our ROTC. Let's keep the boys in green in practice; you never know when a major war will break out in Cuilowhee. A third and final solution would be to bus everyone who wants to go, up to the new Jackson County Airport to watch Mr. Wike take off and land his planes. Some enterprising young entrepreneur could even sell box lunches and maybe the operation would turn a small SUFFERING FROM BOOK OVERLOAD? Let a KELTY DA Y PACK Carry the load comfortably 12.00 Lifetime Guarantee CULLOWHEE OUTFITTERS Alpne Building Phone 293-9741 profit. Now, these are my solutions. 1 do hope we take them in the manner they were meant to be taken. But I fear having said and done it all, there will be a lot more said than done. Well good-bye for now fellow citi/ens. STEVEN C. PRUSS1NG, esq. PLUS—We have used and demonstrator equipment at GREAT prices! LOOKING FOR A BARGAIN? Investigate This RECORD SALE *250 OFF List Price Example: List Price—$798 Our Regular Low Price—$598 SALE—*5** Thru Sat., Sept. 23rd. UPSTAIRS SOUND, INC. In Lower Cullowhee — Above Speedy's — 293-9767 "It's so much fun operating the Temp- wood, I'm actually looking forward to the next heating season." Tempwood owner Arnold Kircheimer, Brattleboro, VT No wonder people speak of Tempwood in glowing terms. Once lit, this top-loading downdrafter gives immediate heat. Secondary air is induced naturally—gases rising off fire are forced downward by thrust of air between two downdraft vents. Wood burns simultaneously, evenly and completely . . . long into the night. Ashes and hot cinders can't spill out on the floor. Your house stays remarkably free of flyash and soot. Tempwood is built to last . . with rugged plate steel and refractory firebox. And the price is right. KINDLING THE WOOD ENERGY REVOLUTION & 2713 DELLWOOD ROAD WAYNESVILLE. N.C. 28786 (704)926-0874 DAVE MAULDIN ROGER PATTERSON
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