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  • i 4.1 i ik umiwh v>aiuuiii«ii/M|Mti o, i»<» Carolinian newsbriefs Throw up A "Drink Until You Throw Up Party" will be held at University Apts. Saturday night from 8:00 until? The party is being sponsored by the Western Carolinian staff members who have made the only requirement for attending; you must promise to throw up before leaving. all hail satan A satanic mass will be held in Forsyth Auditorium tomorrow night by Lucifer's disciples. The mass will include a virgin sacrifice (if (bond in time) and tips by Satan himself on fhe ten best ways to guarantee an eternal life in hell. Give it away WWCU-FM, Western's campus radio station, has announced plans for a promotional giveaway. "Starting Monday," said Station Manager Mike Wix, "U-92 will begin a contest with top prize being a $5000 stereo sound system and the top 100 albums of the year every year for the rest of the winner's life." Contest details will be announced over-the-air this Friday. "Be sure to tune in," said Wix. ah si.iuoii employees and tneir families are not eligible for the contest. NORML smoke The WCU chapter of the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws has announced the first 'smoke in' ever to be held in Cullowhee. Stan Mota, Chapter president, said the 'smoke in' was long overdue. "Everybody knows that everybody in Cullowhee already does drues " he said, "so why not all get together and get f--ked up?" Details on the place and location of the 'smoke in' were pending, due to the scarcity of good grade columbo. I loved it An unidentified young man accosted and reportedly assaulted a 20 year old WCU woman Saturday afternoon. The coed, who will remain unidentified pending results of the case, was in amild state of shock and resting comfortably in Graham Infirmary. "Oh God, it was wonderful." said the unidentified WCU woman yesterday as she recounted the lightning assault she endured Saturday afternoon. E--n S---n. a 20 year old junior majoring in marketing, was accosted Saturday behind Leatherwood Hall shortly after she had finished lunch at Dodson Cafeteria. "He was upon me all at once," she related, "and then it began. In. out, in, out. I loved it." The victim has preferred not to bring charges against her attacker, but she would like to know his name. "just leave your name, whoever you are, at the University Center Information Desk and I'll be by to pick it up," she said. Medical program WCU will be offering a MDA program next year for medical profession majors. The program will be similar to the one currently being offered at East Carolina. The announcement was made from the chancellor's office, who in his statement about the program, said that, "ifecu can have one, by God, we can too." The masters program will allow students who were formerly on the pre-med program at ECU to continue their studies at WCU. The program is part of a continuing effort by the administration to increase WCU's popularity with incoming students. When asked about what facilities WCU will use for the new program, sources replied, "We'll fake it." Electron sexlife One night when his charge was full capacity, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to discharge him. !!<• picked up Millie Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. Thev rode across the wheat-Stone bridge around the Sine Wave, into a magnetic field next to a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Millie's characteristic curve, soon had her field fully excited. He laid her on ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her resistance and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it in parallel and began to short circuit her shunt. With her tube at maximum output and her coil vibrating from current How, her shunt reached maximum heat. The excess capacity was rapidly discharged and drained off every electron. They fluxed all night and tried various connections and sockets until his bar magnet had lost all its field strength. Afterwards, Mille Amp tried sell induction and damaged her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged. Micro Fared was unable to excite his transformer so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuse. Calendar Tuesday, April 3 \ collegiate spitball contest will be held on Chancellor Robinson's front lawn. The mud between Scott and Walker dorms will be measured to break the all time record of 17 inches. Reps from the Guiness Assoc, will be on hand to Dfficiate. Wednesday, April 4 the Ratz Theatre will sponsor the film of the year, Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class. Dr Glenn Bottoms will be officially measured by the National Association of Midgets (NAM). Thursday, April 5 Free parking spaces will become available to all freshwomen who would care to approach the Cullowhee | A.P. (Almost Police) Friday, April 6 A cock roach will be held in Scott dorm bwtween east and sixth west. The hall winner will receive an ounce of third generation roaches to help celebrate their win over their opposition. I With all those who have been in contact with Melissa Sanders please come to Graham Infirmary for vaccinations. Melissa has contracted a rare disease. Boredom gets to SECT member A WCU student was the victim of a hit and run yesterday by WCU's SECT (Student Emergency Care Team) team when the driver of the SECT's ambulance went berserk and started running into people. The driver's name was not released by Traffic Security, but Director of Traffic and Security, Pritchard Smith, said the driver told him that "there just wasn't anything exciting going on in Cullowhee so I decided to enlist some patients. Ididn't mean to kill him; I just wanted to hurt him a little." Smith said the driver is currently in the Jackson County jail pending bail.
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The Western Carolinian is Western Carolina University’s student-run newspaper. The paper was published as the Cullowhee Yodel from 1924 to 1931 before changing its name to The Western Carolin...

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